Blast The Past

you will fear me now
i know that you know i know
chronophobia



Before we get started (again), let me entice you with this lovely bit:
Of Henchmen And Villains.

Now to disseminate.

Villains have no standard save their own.


1. While I hold myself to VERY LOW standards, I have broken the law, will likely break more, bring harm (re: DEATH) to many and incite even more to commit atrocities.


2. Where I have shown respect to Villains, it has been well received and reciprocated.  Where I have shown respect to heroes, it has been met with disgust and.. shudder.. lies.  I expect nothing from humans except their ignorance, bigotry, stupidity, and capacity to be manipulated.


3.  If you can read (a FEAT for some), I have given quite a bit of courtesy.  It's not a rather villainous word. My natural demeanor is of SUPERIORITY.  Educated, trained, and forged to destroy; humans are obsolete.  And if I want to roll around in the mud, I will roll in the mud.


4.  Indeed.


5.  If heroes survive the initial onslaught, destroy them.  Death rays first.  Challenge is for the weak.  Give the "superhero" no quarter (literal or figurative) and harry him/her to the bitter ends of the crumbling planet.


6.  "Villainy" will do as it wishes.  Tact, guile, and whatnot are cast aside.  "Villainy" does as it pleases, an ever changing mass of whatever-the-crap it will.  To each his own, whether it's the Millionth Coming Of The Joker, or the "shining star" of the moment.  Do what ye will, just stay out of my yard.


7.  Lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.  Lie like your pitiful lives depend upon it.  It does.  It really does.  Perpetrate misinformation about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.  Parodies abound.  Humiliate and degrade, drive the human into isolation.  Destroy the characters.  Destroy the character of the characters.  Drown them in their bile.


8.  Unleash the Dogs of War.


9.  It is MY "Big Picture".  In that picture is the desiccated husk of the planet, clutched deep in the heart of a gravity well.  No, I won't use that name just yet.  I'm not on the Facebook, can't have a status to comment upon.. no follow up video.. or horrible cinema revelation.  Claim whatever slice of this rock as you wish.  I will enjoy scorching it from under your heel.


10.  In general, I would agree.  Knowledge has grown with such rogues; their secrets.  The company of humans is no longer welcome.


11.  I cultivate FEAR.  Cringe, recoil, gasp, reel, and be terrorized!  Be afraid of what the future holds!  I have SEEN it!  It does not bode well for HUMANITY!  I have this... list.. yes, yes, NO!  I exploit your personal information.  Special delivery.


12.  If you know me (and so few of you really do) then you know very little.  I am a compulsive liar.  From stories of my childhood to forays into combat zones to work history to account accounts.  My lies stretch out before me and behind me.  You know only what I have given freely.  You didn't question why?  That's just silly.


Meanwhile, on the internets...

Guilty!
All charges!


-Agent Wraith

Metacognology: Freeing The Mind

Greetings!
I am Agent Wraith.

For this post, I seek to enlighten.
Sure, you've already got your tin foil hats firmly planted and shaped to keep out all that Scientology implores you to believe, so you might just be immune.
However, if you'd like a delightful (some would say inspiring) read, try this:

The Revolution Marches On

Before you go getting a hair across your ample backside, know this:
Agent Wraith does what he wants.
Always has.  Always will.
Call me what you will, the internet is great for anonymous relatively retribution-free snarkiness.
And let's not forget Freedom Of Speech.

I see this as an experiment.
Life.
One big experiment.
Variables, controls, catalysts, accidents.
Something is lacking though.  A fundamental change of the mind.
It's change.  And people fear change.
Humans are generally xenophobic (and stupid), so there's that.

But, if we are to progress (and there is a mouse in my pocket*), there has to be a cohesive thought to pull us toward a BEtter future.
Not a worse one.

And it has to be responsible.
There are destructive personalities out there who would throw the biggest monkey-wrench into the mix just because they can.
I'd say I'd be the top dog, but seriously, I live in my mother's basement.
And... in this world of bigger fish, there's got to be someone else out there.
And.. in this world of constant one-upsmanship, seriously?

And I am just a tiny internetizen with a penchant for poor theatrics.

There you have it.
Agent Wraith condones the responsible use of illegal 'drugs' to empower the mind for changes for the betterment of the planet.
Damn.
Hero-speak.

Bleh.

Whatever happened to wiping humans off the face of the planet en masse because they are the MAIN problem?

What happened to unbiased extinction of the human race?

Heh.  For a Zionist-Jew that hates everything (including the Aryan race descended from Heaven), I think I'm doing well.

Up next (this time for real), we look at Agent Wraith.
Harshly.

Target acquired.
Fire when ready.

Agent Wraith
p.s. Any potential back stabbers will note that Agent Wraith is incorporeal.
Your knife (unless Relic or Artifact) will have no effect.  Perhaps a ceremonial blade?

MC Mr Napkins

BE aggressive.

BE.