Metacognology: Freeing The Mind

Greetings!
I am Agent Wraith.

For this post, I seek to enlighten.
Sure, you've already got your tin foil hats firmly planted and shaped to keep out all that Scientology implores you to believe, so you might just be immune.
However, if you'd like a delightful (some would say inspiring) read, try this:

The Revolution Marches On

Before you go getting a hair across your ample backside, know this:
Agent Wraith does what he wants.
Always has.  Always will.
Call me what you will, the internet is great for anonymous relatively retribution-free snarkiness.
And let's not forget Freedom Of Speech.

I see this as an experiment.
Life.
One big experiment.
Variables, controls, catalysts, accidents.
Something is lacking though.  A fundamental change of the mind.
It's change.  And people fear change.
Humans are generally xenophobic (and stupid), so there's that.

But, if we are to progress (and there is a mouse in my pocket*), there has to be a cohesive thought to pull us toward a BEtter future.
Not a worse one.

And it has to be responsible.
There are destructive personalities out there who would throw the biggest monkey-wrench into the mix just because they can.
I'd say I'd be the top dog, but seriously, I live in my mother's basement.
And... in this world of bigger fish, there's got to be someone else out there.
And.. in this world of constant one-upsmanship, seriously?

And I am just a tiny internetizen with a penchant for poor theatrics.

There you have it.
Agent Wraith condones the responsible use of illegal 'drugs' to empower the mind for changes for the betterment of the planet.
Damn.
Hero-speak.

Bleh.

Whatever happened to wiping humans off the face of the planet en masse because they are the MAIN problem?

What happened to unbiased extinction of the human race?

Heh.  For a Zionist-Jew that hates everything (including the Aryan race descended from Heaven), I think I'm doing well.

Up next (this time for real), we look at Agent Wraith.
Harshly.

Target acquired.
Fire when ready.

Agent Wraith
p.s. Any potential back stabbers will note that Agent Wraith is incorporeal.
Your knife (unless Relic or Artifact) will have no effect.  Perhaps a ceremonial blade?

Gentleman Ghost

For some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman_Ghost

For pictorial reference:

BOOMSTICK!

I have always tried to maintain civility when dealing with you humans.
I've always applied a strict cordial behavior.

Why?

If I came into your house and started pissing on all the furniture, wouldn't your first response be to throw me out?

Or hit the 'mute' button? ('Any' button)

I apply this manner because it assists me.
Because it allows me an 'in'.
You hear what I say.

Should I drop the facade..
Should I approach in an 'unmannerly' fashion..
It will (of course) be too late.

I present facts and opinion.
If you have a problem with me, there's a chance (a FAT one) that it is a 'reflection of self'.
If you can't swallow that..

Maybe you should find yourself a smaller 'angel'.

A.W.

p.s. Anyone, anywhere, anytime. I can be anyone.
WHO'S NEXT?