Nostalgia

Do you remember what it was like to read?

Do you?

I've heard it come up, now and then, about certain apes not particularly enjoying reading. Well, that's just a kick in the teeth, isn't it? You know, the ironic part is that I 'heard' this over on the FacebÜks. You know, a place where 99.9% of anything that goes on over there is.. written.
Mmm, typed.

You get where I'm going?

No, you probably don't.

You saw the link (granted you aren't ear-deep in your colon) and didn't bother. Read? Read?!? Pfft, I'd rather put my penis in a garbage disposal! <---This is conjecture. I don't have a penis.
Try to keep up.

Hey look, I can't help that this comes across chaotic.  Perhaps if you spent less time making sandwiches and giving away blankets and more time educating yourself on the temporal displacement of spacial anomalies in polydimensional -- lost you?
sigh

Since we are not going to be communicating.. much of ANYTHING.. this will be my final attempt to dissuade you in your chosen course of action.
It may very well be you are heading to a fateful encounter.

If you persist..

it may very well

end up
fatal.

Blast The Past

you will fear me now
i know that you know i know
chronophobia



Before we get started (again), let me entice you with this lovely bit:
Of Henchmen And Villains.

Now to disseminate.

Villains have no standard save their own.


1. While I hold myself to VERY LOW standards, I have broken the law, will likely break more, bring harm (re: DEATH) to many and incite even more to commit atrocities.


2. Where I have shown respect to Villains, it has been well received and reciprocated.  Where I have shown respect to heroes, it has been met with disgust and.. shudder.. lies.  I expect nothing from humans except their ignorance, bigotry, stupidity, and capacity to be manipulated.


3.  If you can read (a FEAT for some), I have given quite a bit of courtesy.  It's not a rather villainous word. My natural demeanor is of SUPERIORITY.  Educated, trained, and forged to destroy; humans are obsolete.  And if I want to roll around in the mud, I will roll in the mud.


4.  Indeed.


5.  If heroes survive the initial onslaught, destroy them.  Death rays first.  Challenge is for the weak.  Give the "superhero" no quarter (literal or figurative) and harry him/her to the bitter ends of the crumbling planet.


6.  "Villainy" will do as it wishes.  Tact, guile, and whatnot are cast aside.  "Villainy" does as it pleases, an ever changing mass of whatever-the-crap it will.  To each his own, whether it's the Millionth Coming Of The Joker, or the "shining star" of the moment.  Do what ye will, just stay out of my yard.


7.  Lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.  Lie like your pitiful lives depend upon it.  It does.  It really does.  Perpetrate misinformation about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.  Parodies abound.  Humiliate and degrade, drive the human into isolation.  Destroy the characters.  Destroy the character of the characters.  Drown them in their bile.


8.  Unleash the Dogs of War.


9.  It is MY "Big Picture".  In that picture is the desiccated husk of the planet, clutched deep in the heart of a gravity well.  No, I won't use that name just yet.  I'm not on the Facebook, can't have a status to comment upon.. no follow up video.. or horrible cinema revelation.  Claim whatever slice of this rock as you wish.  I will enjoy scorching it from under your heel.


10.  In general, I would agree.  Knowledge has grown with such rogues; their secrets.  The company of humans is no longer welcome.


11.  I cultivate FEAR.  Cringe, recoil, gasp, reel, and be terrorized!  Be afraid of what the future holds!  I have SEEN it!  It does not bode well for HUMANITY!  I have this... list.. yes, yes, NO!  I exploit your personal information.  Special delivery.


12.  If you know me (and so few of you really do) then you know very little.  I am a compulsive liar.  From stories of my childhood to forays into combat zones to work history to account accounts.  My lies stretch out before me and behind me.  You know only what I have given freely.  You didn't question why?  That's just silly.


Meanwhile, on the internets...

Guilty!
All charges!


-Agent Wraith

Networking

For contact purposes, you will find there are many options for networking with Agent Wraith.

You have to want to network, of course.

Google +
YouTube
Facebook
Ur Base
Twitter

Deadlines all around.

My deadline is Halloween.

necromancer extraordinaire.
Who do you think will win?

Facebook

What the hell is going on?
Where the hell is Agente Wraith?

Like you care.
:P

I'll sum it up.
Then I'll sum it up.

Yeah.
It was getting to that point.

Oh, and you do realize it's as unsafe if not more so than PSN?
Coding bastards.

Paranoia, eh?
Yeah.
Paranoia.

I have no idea who they are.
I have no idea what they want.

I no longer care.

Goodbye, Facebook.









If you need me for something?
I'll be in Los Sauces, making lives miserable and rooting out all the dead weeds.
Heh.
Puns.