Okay, so, it's been a bit since I've trampled your brain stem.
I've missed you all.
I've been watching, as is my prerogative, and waiting.
I have enough now, information, mind you, let's not get it twisted, to destroy you with.
I've been working, TOO MUCH, really, and it's all starting to pay off.
You have been working too, it seems, and we're going to do a little of that REAPING of what you have SOWN.
I visited very close to you recently.
I've had some time to travel.
It was all the hard work I put in.
It allows for 'vacation'.
Although, I didn't do much resting.
I spent most of my time consulting the many henchmen in my employ*. Yes, IN YOUR TOWN.
Or, very close to it, in some cases.
I will miss you, Colorado, the most.
It has the most beautiful landscape.
How can you look at those mountains, those skylines, and have an evil thought?
When you are overflowing with hatred.
Oh, little droogs, who think you have the upper hand.. Because you can't see it, you think nothing is going on? Because you can't see it, it must not exist?
Oh, you are ASSHOLES.
That's as far as it should go.
Nope, not you. You have to aspire to Douche-nozzle Extraordinaire and put on a cape.
Or cowl.
Or mask.
Your wishy-washy, fence-riding, neutral position is now compromised.
ON NOTICE...
I'll be seeing you.
-aw
*I don't actually pay them. Not cash, anyways. But you would be surprised what folks will do for a Klondike bar.
