Head Shot!

Head Shot!
Showing posts with label But then I got high. Show all posts
Showing posts with label But then I got high. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Metacognology: Freeing The Mind

Greetings!
I am Agent Wraith.

For this post, I seek to enlighten.
Sure, you've already got your tin foil hats firmly planted and shaped to keep out all that Scientology implores you to believe, so you might just be immune.
However, if you'd like a delightful (some would say inspiring) read, try this:

The Revolution Marches On

Before you go getting a hair across your ample backside, know this:
Agent Wraith does what he wants.
Always has.  Always will.
Call me what you will, the internet is great for anonymous relatively retribution-free snarkiness.
And let's not forget Freedom Of Speech.

I see this as an experiment.
Life.
One big experiment.
Variables, controls, catalysts, accidents.
Something is lacking though.  A fundamental change of the mind.
It's change.  And people fear change.
Humans are generally xenophobic (and stupid), so there's that.

But, if we are to progress (and there is a mouse in my pocket*), there has to be a cohesive thought to pull us toward a BEtter future.
Not a worse one.

And it has to be responsible.
There are destructive personalities out there who would throw the biggest monkey-wrench into the mix just because they can.
I'd say I'd be the top dog, but seriously, I live in my mother's basement.
And... in this world of bigger fish, there's got to be someone else out there.
And.. in this world of constant one-upsmanship, seriously?

And I am just a tiny internetizen with a penchant for poor theatrics.

There you have it.
Agent Wraith condones the responsible use of illegal 'drugs' to empower the mind for changes for the betterment of the planet.
Damn.
Hero-speak.

Bleh.

Whatever happened to wiping humans off the face of the planet en masse because they are the MAIN problem?

What happened to unbiased extinction of the human race?

Heh.  For a Zionist-Jew that hates everything (including the Aryan race descended from Heaven), I think I'm doing well.

Up next (this time for real), we look at Agent Wraith.
Harshly.

Target acquired.
Fire when ready.

Agent Wraith
p.s. Any potential back stabbers will note that Agent Wraith is incorporeal.
Your knife (unless Relic or Artifact) will have no effect.  Perhaps a ceremonial blade?

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The Green Hood - Second Coming Of The Smoker

"In the summer of 2005, the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) hosted asmoke-in to promote the legalization of marijuana. Celebrities that participated: Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson (obvs), Bette Midler, Santana, Chicago, David Crosby and Graham Nash, Rod Stewart, The New Jefferson Starship, Tony Orlando, Ringo Starr, Tommy Chong, Snoop Dogg, and Robert Downey Jr."


And for reference:


http://jezebel.com/5144624/35-celebrities-who-smoke-pot


If you didn't know Snoop Dogg smoked weed, you need to crawl back under the lichen covered rock you rolled yourself out from underneath and never come back out.
Sure, celebrities doing 'drugs' is not some new thing.
Given.


But.. I bet some would be surprised to find out that more people do than originally thought (by these stuffy, stuffy persons).  In fact, I could wager more than half the people you saw today 'partakes' in some form or fashion.
And by 'partake', I mean weed.
Cannabis.


I'm not going to preach about it.  You're smart.  Look at the facts you will find yourself not digging that hard to..
Ugh, I have to remember to not smoke before posting..


Anyways.


Aside from slight memory loss, there's not much else to it.
Some giggling.
Strange fascination with your own hands.
You even might get the idea to put together this crappy internet 'Night Show'..


I should probably have thought this one out a little better.