I have spent the last few days contemplating the lack of enthusiasm in the hench, a sort of laxidaisacal thought, to quite the end result.
The hench are bored, as they oft are, devoid and bereft any entertainment (re: hero bustin), so they have an increased risk of petty crimes.*
The ending being a severe lack in available quality hench. The remedies to cure this illness varies from villain to Villain.
In this spirit, heh, I have reached across the aisle in bipartisan aptitude to acheive a new fresh approach to henching. No longer must we seek out dutiful hard working hench, they will come to us.
You. I'm sending henchmen to you.
I've already had some wonderful volunteers, hench are en route!
I must refrain from naming names just yet, several media disclosure releases later. I can tell you about a wonderful fellow I have conscripted at a mural.
His name is Damon.
And he is going to paint me a masterpiece.
Soon.
-aw
*A whopping 72% more likely to pack a whopping thirst for violence after being left to their own iron soldered devices a MetaNews source spokewomern has said.
