Come look into the mind of Agent Wraith; a seer of sorts, a jack-of-all-trades, an incorporeal being. You will see his thoughts on humanity, the future, and his undeniable urge to interfere. No humans were harmed in the making of this page.
Walking Report:
13,000 approximate steps. I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement. No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.
Pokemon not helping.
Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...
Wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it?
Heh.
Cute little buggers.
Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.
Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?
Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?
Whatever.
Get em, Boogie.
Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?