and here we... go!

Forgot about ... eh?

memories.

tao of now

my show is crap

redundancy

Meh.

If you pay attention (I've said that so few times...)
you know what's been going on.
I've had a chance to know a few of you and even be some of you.
Whether you liked it or not.

There's a chance I am literally ONE of you.
shudder

My timecard was punched long ago, citizens.
I've been doing this for free for far too long.
(Let's not count those banks. I won't count them. You won't count them.)

PROFIT!

Challenge? CHALLENGE?!?!?
I accept.

I also invite anyone to save my show.
It's total crap.
It's the Titanic of internet radio shows.
Not that silly movie.. IN 3D!
The actual ship.
Pomp. Circumstance.
Icebergs.
Sinking ships.
Death.
And it's boring.

Plotting.
Always plotting.

I'm too far gone. My psychosis consumed me last week.
I'm Bill. From Alabama.
And I've a Possessaholic.

Villains don't make plans.

And I don't make any money.

:(

also, greenscreens are beyond me.
i also have trouble with lighting

instigation

by now you must realize that it was not a joke.
it truly is supervillain war.

this will probably not be the only time you hear about this. there's a 'buzz' going on, you just have to know how to look for it. but it is going on.
villains choose what to publicize. i may face the crosshairs for this post.

whatever.

what i do know, i will keep. only clues, as from the beginning, will you get.

eyes everywhere see
incensed, enraged, you lie
yours is the hero's path

villain's are a prideful sort. they boast, they claim, they terrorize.
it's all part of their schtick.
but in reality, it's all bunk.
what little they have is dramatically exaggerated.
and some villains have very, very little.

some are
very
very
little

there are upstarts in this arena.
charlatans, false-tongues, sheep in wolf clothing
they will have you believe in their villainy.
they will have you believe they are evil.

i say nay.
where once my support was cast to villainy at large, it has retracted.
i will keep my company with whom i choose.
and i choose no longer to smile curtly while shit spews from hero-turned-villain-turned-hero mouths.
heroes, as you all know, lack a certain.. class.
they proselytize, because they want you to drink the punch (SEE: Jonestown)
evil. pfft.
what you know of evil i could fit into a shoebox with enough room left over to fit what happened the last time a 'villain' dare show his ass (re: the 'real' baron terror). you know of evil.
but you are not evil.

i pierce through the mirage.
i see more than i let on.

and you see less than you say you do.

next time you decide to 'team-up', you'll have to stick to your fellow taser mules.
villainy remains forever.

you are also an ass-hat.


-aw

We're doing this now

We're doing this, now.

Super Villain War

M.O.D.O.K. plays for keeps.
Sleep well.

-AW

The EYE is on fire.

A great lidless eye.. wreathed in flame..

-Agent Wraith

Cats and Time Travel

If you haven't had your fix of cats and time travel this week,

                              you are in luck!

Found here:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Have fun, kiddies!
Er, I mean kitties.

Safari Zone

Walking Report:
13,000 approximate steps.  I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement.  No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.

Pokemon not helping.

Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...

Wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it?

Heh.
Cute little buggers.

Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.



Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?

Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?

Whatever.

Get em, Boogie.

Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?