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Showing posts with label Dead Robots Unite. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

BRING BACK DOCTOR STEEL! (Video Auto Load*)

It just isn't the same without the smarmy jawing.
Dr Steel is a credit to Croatian metal.

It is a pity.

Dr Steel Doctor Steel








Or :(
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*One does not apologize for this; the supposed 'villain' is expected such theatrics**.
**sonofabitch

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

tenuous

Lately there have been discussions about reality.
About the power of reality, what it is, how it is interacted with, and other such nonsonse.  Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.

Without getting into a lengthy discussion (because we could go round for round ALL DAMN WEEK) there were a few key things brought up that I wouldn't mind touching on.  We'll save the super-geek blabber for a later time.  I have Oblivion to dive in to.  No time.

We've heard it plenty, haven't we ROBOTS?
That reality is what we make of it.
Or is that fate?
Whatever.
We've heard that we create the reality we live in (let's not get into defining life right now. working on it.), that we allow certain things to persist.
For the most part, this is true.

However, I didn't create some awful conflict in the Middle East that takes valuable Henchmen, Minions, and trusted villainous associates from better paying, slightly less dangerous, and only minimally traumatizing work.  I did not create it.
But, I might be able to change it if I work hard enough to do so.
The power to shape reality.
We all have it (that might be a scarier thought than I was willing to think).

I am in no way condemning those who serve.  They are in a difficult position.  Forced to be morally steadfast while carrying out orders that might not be so morally wholesome.  I'm sure this is the exception, not the rule.
I cannot wholly lump all of service-persons together in this manner.  Each has their own reason for joining, serving, continuing to serve, etc.
And top it all off, they're human..

So what do YOU think I think of THEM?
lol

To all public servants, State-Province-National-Or Otherwise, I applaud you.

You keep us safe and in fear.
You keep us free and enslaved.
You keep us alive and kill us.

One day soon, we'll have to choose.

And so will you.

Governments should not be feared by its people...

..governments should fear it's people.




i'm almost finished

there is one last task

and

then

the

game

is





Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Terrible Thoughts

This is to my little owl.

The things you have spoken to me, the thoughts, confessions, and reasoning are still held in my confidence.

I do not disclose them.
I am, however, going to reveal some things.
Brace yourself, I fear no reprisal.
I will lament a loss of communication.

When you were young (naive) you were taken in by (supposed) leaders.
You were entreated to their protection and their declarations of safety.
You were one of them.
Among them.
In a circle where everyone faced each other as equals.

What did it get you?

Betrayal.

Humans are proven to be more than capable of this on many occasion.
Some relish the opportunity.
Some live for it (re: sociopath).

But, what did they do to you?
They not only betrayed you, they violated you.
They tore down the best parts of you, sundered your mind and body, left you for dead.
I know of only this world where that is possible.

I do not doubt your claims.
I do not doubt the sincerity in your voice.
I may be a gullible ghost, but I am in no way incapable of empathy.
And I do honestly feel for you.

What troubles me is a lack of trust.
I have shown you my true face, abashed and bare, for you to acknowledge me as not one of your tormentors.  I did not ask to see your face (although you didn't hide your teeth, always bared) and did not see your face.
I have no accusations to throw at you.

I do have a question though:

Why not bring this to light?
Why not show the world how pathetic these 'heroes' are?
Why not stand firm on the pillar of villainy with villains?

You stated your intentions.  They are villainous.  In certain circles, vigilantism.
Were it not for the glaring justice you seek, I would almost cast you aside and worry not; the authorities will get to you soon enough.
But, since your first communication, I have seen no proof.  No evidence (except the scars) of what they did.  I'm not discrediting them.  I'm not discrediting you.

But these are SERIOUS claims.  Very serious allegations.
It begs to reason that this is why you have not come forward.
Because it is all lies.
Are you a little snitch, little owl?
Do you desire my identity to reveal to the world?
Are you stockpiling information on me, my subordinates, my henchmen, for your own gain?

We will need to talk again.
We will need to meet again.

I did not ask for names before, I will this time.
I did not ask for proof, I will this time.

And you will show me your face.

By doing these things you prove to me your sincerity.

Only on facts do we stand triumphant.

Good nite, little owl,
Agent Wraith

p.s. That's right.  I said it in labels. Real Life Super Zeroes.
RLS0

Monday, May 23, 2011

Safari Zone

Walking Report:
13,000 approximate steps.  I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement.  No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.

Pokemon not helping.

Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...

Wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it?

Heh.
Cute little buggers.

Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.



Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?

Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?

Whatever.

Get em, Boogie.



Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?