Gentleman Ghost

For some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman_Ghost

For pictorial reference:

BOOMSTICK!

I have always tried to maintain civility when dealing with you humans.
I've always applied a strict cordial behavior.

Why?

If I came into your house and started pissing on all the furniture, wouldn't your first response be to throw me out?

Or hit the 'mute' button? ('Any' button)

I apply this manner because it assists me.
Because it allows me an 'in'.
You hear what I say.

Should I drop the facade..
Should I approach in an 'unmannerly' fashion..
It will (of course) be too late.

I present facts and opinion.
If you have a problem with me, there's a chance (a FAT one) that it is a 'reflection of self'.
If you can't swallow that..

Maybe you should find yourself a smaller 'angel'.

A.W.

p.s. Anyone, anywhere, anytime. I can be anyone.
WHO'S NEXT?