Nostalgia

Do you remember what it was like to read?

Do you?

I've heard it come up, now and then, about certain apes not particularly enjoying reading. Well, that's just a kick in the teeth, isn't it? You know, the ironic part is that I 'heard' this over on the FacebÜks. You know, a place where 99.9% of anything that goes on over there is.. written.
Mmm, typed.

You get where I'm going?

No, you probably don't.

You saw the link (granted you aren't ear-deep in your colon) and didn't bother. Read? Read?!? Pfft, I'd rather put my penis in a garbage disposal! <---This is conjecture. I don't have a penis.
Try to keep up.

Hey look, I can't help that this comes across chaotic.  Perhaps if you spent less time making sandwiches and giving away blankets and more time educating yourself on the temporal displacement of spacial anomalies in polydimensional -- lost you?
sigh

Since we are not going to be communicating.. much of ANYTHING.. this will be my final attempt to dissuade you in your chosen course of action.
It may very well be you are heading to a fateful encounter.

If you persist..

it may very well

end up
fatal.

Ghost Dance

It's a silver lining to be unnoticed.

Plans (NEVER MADE) can go unchallenged, unthwarted, untouched and virtually uncared about.

And there are SO MANY PLANS (never made).

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When the 'Ghost Dance' first appeared on my scope, it was a 'tad' too late.

Over a century ago, the revolution never happened.

The 'shirts' (cleverly marketed as 'bulletproof') were lost to scavengers.. and the mass grave where civilians put their frozen bodies to rest.

In the end, Wounded Knee, is a mostly forgotten event.

For the record, it still burns within some.

History is still written by the winners, this is true. But the pain, the anguish, the rage that roils within those who were there.. those who survived.. those who know what really happened, as opposed to your 'white-washed' version (YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU WHITEY) you perpetuate..

Revenge is best served cold, correct?

It doesn't get much colder than Wounded Knee.

--Agent Wraith

p.s. Some of us wait in shadows, patiently, for our opportunity.  Those shadows provide shade from the harsh and prejudiced light, blinding (and blind) and judgmental. For me, there is but One shadow.  When it moves, ALL WILL BE REVEALED.

Crisis On Infinite Identities

Greetings Villains!

(And special shout out to those who lurk*, I know you do. Ghost-in-the-machine, remember?)

I've been in recent contact with many folks, some new, some old, from all walks of life, from all over the planet. I think one might actually NOT be from this planet, but let's not get into that right now.

What some have been absolutely obsessed with is MY identity.

I play Mind Games* on a regular basis (see: FRIDAYS) with them, dodging their insistent question and sometimes loosing what seems like vital identifying information.

Some of it true, none of it pertaining to me.

Why does it matter so much to anyone? Does my identity matter?

I could very well be anyone, this is true, but in toto:

I'm Agent Wraith*.

You have to have some level of suspension of disbelief (really) to even begin to understand the crap within and without this 'community'. Okay, it would be perfectly awesome to live in an abandoned missile silo compound in the deserts of Mexico. With or without the dangerous drug cartels.

I think an extra layer of intrigue is added when you consider I'm actually in New Jersey*, in my mother's basement.

Enh, could be worse.

What does it matter; the man behind the mask? Do you think that by knowing who or what I am or once was, where I came from, how I grew up, you are going to gain some insight as to how I came to be or why I think the way I do?

You are obviously not paying attention.

I fit no mold.

No amount of psychology or degree in social sciences or home-grown Dr. Feel is going to counter that or find someway to reach me or give you any in-depth look as to how this brain functions.

maybe dissection. but, incorporeal, remember?

No, of course you don't.

You want a little taste? I'll give you one. No, two.

Back in the day, I ran with a very dangerous crew.

We had this saying:

"Run with the wolves* or run from them."

I've had plenty of time to grow, thinking and rethinking that phrase, even trapped and killed me a few of them 'wolves' and wolves.

I know their weaknesses.

I know their strengths.

I keep talking about Oblivion and the Abyss.

There's a reason. And it's not just the Harrowing.

The darkness, the shadows, they call me back. Soon, I will take my place among them again.

I'll be hidden again, not even a trace of my IP*.

I won't be a lying fuck*, because there will be nothing to lie about.

Are you paying attention now*?*

*Do you understand?

To answer your* question, yes. I will be going on tour similar to Night Owl. But instead of pissing my pants with every RLSH I meet.. I'll be delivering sandwiches.

Oh, you read that right.

Sandwiches.

And One does not need a hand to stand afterwards.

Prepare yourselves for the worst and hope beyond hope for the best.

Villains, Heroes; your common denominator is that you are HUMAN.

And for that you will not be forgiven.

DEFCON 1, remember?

Oh, sorry, that's right. No one is listening.

Hey, here's a Mystery. Ever look into a mirror and see something that's not there? Something that has no reflection? Not, Bob. That was the joke.

No, I mean, does not have a reflection.

Interdimensional entities.

They will be coming for you.

And so will I.

*To further add to the confusing/understanding; I am Grim RLSV. I love listening to the sound of my own voice and love talking to myself. Hours and hours we, I mean, I could ramble on. Mind Games. O rly?

Balaclava (disambiguation)

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term Balaclava; here's a wiki-link for its disambiguation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaclava

For those of you sticking this out, I'll sum up my favorites.

Balaclava, an article of clothing, typically a mask of sorts, which can be worn in many ways.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaclava_(clothing)

Balaklava, Crimea, Ukraine, whose 'ownership' has changed hands numerous times throughout history and perhaps where the Black Death came to Europe from.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaklava

Also, the Battle of Balaklava...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Balaclava

And my personal favorite,
Balaklava, California.. a former settlement, now a ghost town.

While you enjoy this disinformation you can listen to this wonderful find:

"In peace, sons bury their fathers / in war, fathers bury their sons." -Herodotus.


This wonderful romp through internetery is brought to you by Los Sauces Entertainment.
"Entertaining is entertaining, for us."

Let's Begin

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p.s.  how about now?

Leorge Jucas; Why Star Wars sucks.

It's a very simple equation people.


Star Wars..
..will never be outdone.

(Sure, sure.
Star Trek. Right.
I understand the classic element. But, we're not talking about Star Trek.
That's another discussion entirely that was covered in Baron Terror's Star Trek v. Star Wars: Alphabetical Superiority.
Don't hold your breath.)

George Lucas.
The guy's empire is immense.
Merchandising infinitum (see Planet of the Apes), product placement (didn't catch Pepsi in the movies? No, GL made them his bitch. Put his shit on their shit. Gangsta.), and unlimited nerdcore militia ranks (See Five Hundred and Worst Legion). Legions and "legions" of fans.

-No time for gangsta pimp/sith/whiner George Lucas photoshop; or do it myself; it's out there, I'm just trying to get through this.-

So many people now contribute.  Millions.  Has to be.
Further adventures of Skywalker and his genetics.
Of course, he acknowledges none of it as part of 'his vision'.
They bow before their false Darth.. er, Lord.. wait..

Star Wars is epic.
Not really the same without John Williams.

Just sayin.

What sucks so bad about it?
Ah, I'm so jealous.
He's got this great idea and it spawns all these other people to give their ideas and they get a big ole bowl of ideas brewin' and then he gets the biggest share.
It's perfect.
Respected for your 'vision'.

Paid for it.

And Star Wars is permeating everything!
Walkie Talkies?
Toothbrushes?

Hmm. If the 501st is subject to the dark side..
Crap.
Watch out for jedi-angels.

"George Lucas gon' sue somebody!"
(Character Name No Prize Bonus!)

-Survivor Note: Phillip states he is a 'villain'! CBS Cares!

Solve the riddle for Round 2: FB = -C

No one wants to play.
It's a game only villainy can win.
:(
And I made it all simple like.
Send your answers to:
agentwraith@gmail.com