On The Air

I've been getting emails lately asking where I've been.
Well, I can't tell you everything.

There is, on occasion, a respite. A rest, a recharge, before an inevitable attack.
This, perhaps, is one of those occasions.

It didn't start out as such, no. I don't PLAN anything.

While I was.. away.. one of you decided to step across the invisible line.

The one that keeps you out of my crosshairs.
The line that divides those who know better and those who have a death wish.


I've had this discussion with a 'Villain' once.
About what happens when you deign to address my work,
what happens when you address my employees,
and what happens when you address my henchmen.

There is a difference. I'll explain, make it simple and straightforward enough for you to understand.

Say what you want about my 'work'. Either your opinion matters or it doesn't. You wait to see what happens, not the other way around.  I may listen, I may not.  In this choice, this FREEDOM of choice, freedom to do or not, adjust or ignore.. thanks for stopping!

Those I pay serve me. They are accustomed to your belittling.  They are prepared for it.
Most take the same approach as I do about my 'work'. Maybe they listen.
Maybe they don't.

As for my henchmen..

They don't get paid.

And you shouldn't, if you value your sanity, if you value your eyes, your tongue, your balls, and your life, you shouldn't EVER dare address them cross.  Don't chastise, scold, scoff, or even look in their general direction with an awkward eye.

They are not YOUR henchmen.  They are MINE.
They are mine.

I send them to the stocks.  I whip them.
I burn them.
They are mine to beat, punish, and/or kill.

Not you.





Who the FUCK do you THINK you ARE?

Me?

Hmm. That's an interesting concept.
In another dimension, perhaps.

Anyways, this 'Villain' didn't apologize, understandably so, but also understood the principle at hand.











-Agent Wraith
p.s. You have NO IDEA how close we are.

Execution

Hello!

You're just in time for something really neat.

Did I mention my fondness of 'professional' wrestling?
You don't choose death and destruction. It chooses you.


A wonderful find! And near a Hog's Head!
WHATTHEHELLISTHAT?!?

-Agent Wraith

Be sure to watch it over on Youtube.
Subscribe even.



















This should happen more often.

Wrestling matches.
In broad daylight.

In the middle of town.

It's ridiculous. I know.

Ridiculously awesome.

Following

Twisted word, nothing.

Time, time, time...

My craft

My craft?

I've been practicing moliate, carving up a storm of product.
It was the break, so desperately needed, that provided the interruption.

Teeth, TEETH! No sense going half-cocked; straight and severe, that's the course! Better wrong than weak, from the front, right at it!

So, my other work, some of which you can sample, is all over the place. Youtube, Talkshoe, Ustream... Little bits here and there.
I'll be adding to my libraries soon, because I'm not trying to erase anything like the evidence I've left behind of my evil deeds.  Don't bother looking for my work, I should be force feeding it to you on the streets!
I would never cover my tracks or anything SHADY like that.
But a mobile propagandaaaaaa --I mean, promotional, a mobile promotional device is a good idea!


On another note, I've been talking to these scientist fellas. It's ridiculous how science is just a bunch of dudes lookin at stuff.
I could be a scientist, and I'm an idiot.

I'm a Real Life Not So Super Hero.

Science and it's science facts are hard to understand. Things like magnets and joules and watts and nuclei and all that is mad-stupid.  They stand around looking at stuff, watching things happen, making observations and writing notes, papers even!
Buncha nerds.

I build things.. my engineering isn't anything above rubber bands and explosives.  I'm an excellent marksman, on console entertainment devices. Over a 1000 hours! All simulation.  Talk about nerds. lol
I want to build a large slingshot. Big enough to shoot a bowling ball.



If we have no boundaries and are unlimited in our imagination, anything is possible.
We have a responsibility to the future generations to leave behind a legacy worth continuing.
A legacy of hope and freedom, where man can live in harmony with the world and it's inhabitants.
Where laughter and humor are the currency and all is needed for all and no one is hungry or poor of food or riches because everyone has smiles for miles...


gimmeabreak

The time for charity is long over.
Do for oneself and no one else.
Hold close your allies and assets.
Hold strong your walls.


Let the world burn.



How's it going Florida?!?
Enough RAIN for ya?!?!?

HA HA HA HA HA!!

How about you Colorado??
Hot enough?

How about it Mexico?
Canada?

World?

Stay tuned for a special GLOBAL weather report...
@11ish

-Agent Wraith

p.s. Unicorns, that's what's going on.
Unicorns like a mother fucker.

Chronophobia-and more of that Full Circle crap

Where's all the flying cars?

Whether yesterday or tomorrow or today.. it's full of disappointments.

No hoverboards, 3 dimensional hologram advertisements, or fancy science meals.

It's the fax machines.

The only constant.



-Agent Wraith

Not a Hero, Not a Villain

We have come full circle so many times, haven't we?
So many times.

Round and round we go.

So many lies.  Untruthy fiction of the falsed kind.
It is the providence of two sub-classes of human:
Heroes and actors.

The hero will tell you of powers, feats, and intent, all promises that fall flat.  Mildly entertaining sometimes.

The reality is that it's not reality.
It's a lie.

The hero has nothing but his work as a hero.  In fact, most will tell you that it is all they live for.
That they are depressed and withdrawn without the satisfaction of 'helping people'.

Do you 'help people'?
If you do, you are a hero.

Villainy is interpreted by the individual, crafted by the individual, practiced by the individual.
Each it's own ORIGINAL (or at least somewhat) product.

I once said 'Hero of the Planet'.
It still applies.

Consider it mercy.
I'll destroy you before you destroy it.
OR destroy you both.

Association with either can result in detainment and delays.
Be careful, be aware, be in shadow.

It's the only way you'll make it to the future.
I've seen it you know.
The future.

Again, it does not look well.
For you.


-Agent Wraith

p.s. NOT A HERO, NOT A VILLAIN

Blast The Past

you will fear me now
i know that you know i know
chronophobia



Before we get started (again), let me entice you with this lovely bit:
Of Henchmen And Villains.

Now to disseminate.

Villains have no standard save their own.


1. While I hold myself to VERY LOW standards, I have broken the law, will likely break more, bring harm (re: DEATH) to many and incite even more to commit atrocities.


2. Where I have shown respect to Villains, it has been well received and reciprocated.  Where I have shown respect to heroes, it has been met with disgust and.. shudder.. lies.  I expect nothing from humans except their ignorance, bigotry, stupidity, and capacity to be manipulated.


3.  If you can read (a FEAT for some), I have given quite a bit of courtesy.  It's not a rather villainous word. My natural demeanor is of SUPERIORITY.  Educated, trained, and forged to destroy; humans are obsolete.  And if I want to roll around in the mud, I will roll in the mud.


4.  Indeed.


5.  If heroes survive the initial onslaught, destroy them.  Death rays first.  Challenge is for the weak.  Give the "superhero" no quarter (literal or figurative) and harry him/her to the bitter ends of the crumbling planet.


6.  "Villainy" will do as it wishes.  Tact, guile, and whatnot are cast aside.  "Villainy" does as it pleases, an ever changing mass of whatever-the-crap it will.  To each his own, whether it's the Millionth Coming Of The Joker, or the "shining star" of the moment.  Do what ye will, just stay out of my yard.


7.  Lie. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.  Lie like your pitiful lives depend upon it.  It does.  It really does.  Perpetrate misinformation about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.  Parodies abound.  Humiliate and degrade, drive the human into isolation.  Destroy the characters.  Destroy the character of the characters.  Drown them in their bile.


8.  Unleash the Dogs of War.


9.  It is MY "Big Picture".  In that picture is the desiccated husk of the planet, clutched deep in the heart of a gravity well.  No, I won't use that name just yet.  I'm not on the Facebook, can't have a status to comment upon.. no follow up video.. or horrible cinema revelation.  Claim whatever slice of this rock as you wish.  I will enjoy scorching it from under your heel.


10.  In general, I would agree.  Knowledge has grown with such rogues; their secrets.  The company of humans is no longer welcome.


11.  I cultivate FEAR.  Cringe, recoil, gasp, reel, and be terrorized!  Be afraid of what the future holds!  I have SEEN it!  It does not bode well for HUMANITY!  I have this... list.. yes, yes, NO!  I exploit your personal information.  Special delivery.


12.  If you know me (and so few of you really do) then you know very little.  I am a compulsive liar.  From stories of my childhood to forays into combat zones to work history to account accounts.  My lies stretch out before me and behind me.  You know only what I have given freely.  You didn't question why?  That's just silly.


Meanwhile, on the internets...

Guilty!
All charges!


-Agent Wraith