I close my eyes to the madness,
(Paranoid, paranoid.)
it spills into the blackness.
I reached into the void for you,
(Futility.)
only to stain my fingertips.
My projection is conjecture,
(Intelligence.)
My prediction is insanity.
Hidden,
(Incorporeal.)
you will see no more.
Taxed,
(Accounted.)
you will be broken.
Composed,
(Materialized.)
you will be made whole.
"The time has come for me to end this game, now open wide and say my name."
-Agent Wraith
Head Shot!
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Attacking the Front (Range)
I was recently besieged by a horde of malignant robots.
Los Sauces was infiltrated by these nasty buggers, they crawled over everything, and were quite capable of doing extensive damage to the compound. I took a natural 'cow looks at an oncoming train' view.
o.O
Baffled.
A bit insulted, but reserved.
They stood on the hill in the distance; hulls shining brilliantly.
Without warning (as if standing there were not enough), they charged!
The 'battle' was quick.
There were truths to find.
Security had been breached.
Again.
Los Sauces security teams discovered the location of 'misplaced' information.
Perpetrator? Likely Google and its dastardly spam filters.
(Or.. the paranoia that eats at the corner of Agent Wraith's eyes, tearing them open and rebuking his slumber, forcing a never ending march to madness..)
But.. there's Facebook.
And it's evil. (Oh, I still visit from time to time. Come on. Have to communicate somehow with the MULTIVERSE.)
The source of the almost-alluded to allegations?
Agent Wraith is coy.
(Name Drop)
Agent Wraith is not clever.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Or funny.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Battles, though few, are chosen wisely.
In this ghost's vision, all humans are the enemy.
But to 'play' wth 'villains', you must 'play' by their 'rules'.
Here's my 'Projected Questions and Scrutiny'*:
1. Not a ghost. (Define 'ghost', please.)
2. Not an agent. (Define 'agent' and 'agency', please.)
3. Not funny. (GUILTY!)
4. Not inventive. (I weep rivers of 'oh' wells. That's water in buckets in wells of water.. in water. LOTSA CRYIN!)
5. Not important. (... o.O You too, humans?)
6. Lazy. (Guilty again.)
7. Overwhelmed. (Did this just become Title Agent Wraith holds?)
8. What's your REAL name? (Zapata.)
9. Why do you hate humans? (Go to the beginning of this blog, please. lol)
10. How many times does it take to repair 47 crossbows with a baker's dozen each of hamsters, Icelandic salamanders, and neutron randomizers with only four minutes until the universe is turned into a giant vacuum pasta? (42, there are no ice creams in bones.)
11. What's the purpose of this post?
(Posts Practical Mission Statement Rough Draft 2011)
Educate humans (the enemy) about their responsibility to the survival of the planet and how they suck so much at what they are that they may have screwed it up beyond repair.
Encourage the survival and prosperity of the planet by promoting CHANGE and eradicating all opposed (the enemy).
Assimilate and/or associate with those who seek the SAME change.
Present facts and opinions.
And be annoying.
Addendum:
I will not join the Proletariat.
Announcement:
I rejoin Facebook on June 31st!
Just in time to rub it in your face..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
"If I become more than a raptor, I'll know what it's thinking!"
"Are you serious, Dr. Grant?"
Jumps off dinosaur.
"Whoa." --Jurassic Break
*Some taken from long defunct 'Ask Agent Wraith' and recently 'Asked'.
Trying hard not to compete with the Easter icons,
Agent Wraith
p.s. ...agentwraith@gmail.com
Los Sauces was infiltrated by these nasty buggers, they crawled over everything, and were quite capable of doing extensive damage to the compound. I took a natural 'cow looks at an oncoming train' view.
o.O
Baffled.
A bit insulted, but reserved.
They stood on the hill in the distance; hulls shining brilliantly.
Without warning (as if standing there were not enough), they charged!
The 'battle' was quick.
There were truths to find.
Security had been breached.
Again.
Los Sauces security teams discovered the location of 'misplaced' information.
Perpetrator? Likely Google and its dastardly spam filters.
(Or.. the paranoia that eats at the corner of Agent Wraith's eyes, tearing them open and rebuking his slumber, forcing a never ending march to madness..)
But.. there's Facebook.
And it's evil. (Oh, I still visit from time to time. Come on. Have to communicate somehow with the MULTIVERSE.)
The source of the almost-alluded to allegations?
Agent Wraith is coy.
(Name Drop)
Agent Wraith is not clever.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Or funny.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Battles, though few, are chosen wisely.
In this ghost's vision, all humans are the enemy.
But to 'play' wth 'villains', you must 'play' by their 'rules'.
Here's my 'Projected Questions and Scrutiny'*:
1. Not a ghost. (Define 'ghost', please.)
2. Not an agent. (Define 'agent' and 'agency', please.)
3. Not funny. (GUILTY!)
4. Not inventive. (I weep rivers of 'oh' wells. That's water in buckets in wells of water.. in water. LOTSA CRYIN!)
5. Not important. (... o.O You too, humans?)
6. Lazy. (Guilty again.)
7. Overwhelmed. (Did this just become Title Agent Wraith holds?)
8. What's your REAL name? (Zapata.)
9. Why do you hate humans? (Go to the beginning of this blog, please. lol)
10. How many times does it take to repair 47 crossbows with a baker's dozen each of hamsters, Icelandic salamanders, and neutron randomizers with only four minutes until the universe is turned into a giant vacuum pasta? (42, there are no ice creams in bones.)
11. What's the purpose of this post?
(Posts Practical Mission Statement Rough Draft 2011)
Educate humans (the enemy) about their responsibility to the survival of the planet and how they suck so much at what they are that they may have screwed it up beyond repair.
Encourage the survival and prosperity of the planet by promoting CHANGE and eradicating all opposed (the enemy).
Assimilate and/or associate with those who seek the SAME change.
Present facts and opinions.
And be annoying.
Addendum:
I will not join the Proletariat.
Announcement:
I rejoin Facebook on June 31st!
Just in time to rub it in your face..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
"If I become more than a raptor, I'll know what it's thinking!"
"Are you serious, Dr. Grant?"
Jumps off dinosaur.
"Whoa." --Jurassic Break
*Some taken from long defunct 'Ask Agent Wraith' and recently 'Asked'.
Trying hard not to compete with the Easter icons,
Agent Wraith
p.s. ...agentwraith@gmail.com
Quote of the Month
Quote of the Month:
"Ummm.." -JCreeper, in response to Master Legend on It's Joker Time. 5/21/2001*
Try to follow along, kiddies.
It's all just joking around.
Maybe a few riddles, some indecipherable blibbering, and METAphysics.
How does this Floridian creature prepare for his appearance?
Call in, blather, ramble and repeat.
I've provided Blogspot 'support' before, but oh...
oh..
Your swordsmanship is incredible.
Facts.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
That's all I care to say about that.
I'd stand to applaud, but I have no legs.
Something tells me the stage, the crowd, the four block radius is quiet.
Cricket quiet.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. -whispers- It's epic.
In so many ways epic.
Very entertaining.
*Thanks for the link, evil sir. You know who you are. I'd wink, but we both have a problem with eyelids.
"Ummm.." -JCreeper, in response to Master Legend on It's Joker Time. 5/21/2001*
Try to follow along, kiddies.
It's all just joking around.
Maybe a few riddles, some indecipherable blibbering, and METAphysics.
How does this Floridian creature prepare for his appearance?
Call in, blather, ramble and repeat.
I've provided Blogspot 'support' before, but oh...
oh..
Your swordsmanship is incredible.
Facts.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
That's all I care to say about that.
I'd stand to applaud, but I have no legs.
Something tells me the stage, the crowd, the four block radius is quiet.
Cricket quiet.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. -whispers- It's epic.
In so many ways epic.
Very entertaining.
*Thanks for the link, evil sir. You know who you are. I'd wink, but we both have a problem with eyelids.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Pizza
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
You know what's great about my job?
I am called all manner of titles.
Sir, Master, Boss, Villain, Loser, Idiot, Genius, Crazy, Psycho, Terrorist, Hero, Asshole, Bastard, Victorious, Honorable, Friendly, Spiteful, Terrible, Hilarious, Unfunny, Egotistical, Maniacal, Megalomaniac, Glory Hound, Critical, Dangerous, Peculiar, Nondescript, Pliable, Incorporeal, Agent Wraith.
Just today.
(We only have today; we are not guaranteed tomorrow.)
I get to do all manner of fun things!
Saved another cat yesterday (he was stuck behind a vending machine), supervise truck unloading (at least one a day), teleconference (sigh, technology) with tornado survivors, satellite relay this weekend (Taking some trips, seeing some people, walking, field testing), four staff meetings (Punch & Pie), and acquired servo powered housings (reverse engineering takes too long).
I try to keep the 'spirit' up.
Daily affirmation.
I write my blog as though I would my friends.
"Let your rapidity be that of the wind,
your compactness that of the forest." --Sun Tzu
-Agent Wraith
p.s. It's the only place you can catch a MISDREAVOUS.
What version? How nerdy.
Soul Silver, of course.
groan
Sir, Master, Boss, Villain, Loser, Idiot, Genius, Crazy, Psycho, Terrorist, Hero, Asshole, Bastard, Victorious, Honorable, Friendly, Spiteful, Terrible, Hilarious, Unfunny, Egotistical, Maniacal, Megalomaniac, Glory Hound, Critical, Dangerous, Peculiar, Nondescript, Pliable, Incorporeal, Agent Wraith.
Just today.
(We only have today; we are not guaranteed tomorrow.)
I get to do all manner of fun things!
Saved another cat yesterday (he was stuck behind a vending machine), supervise truck unloading (at least one a day), teleconference (sigh, technology) with tornado survivors, satellite relay this weekend (Taking some trips, seeing some people, walking, field testing), four staff meetings (Punch & Pie), and acquired servo powered housings (reverse engineering takes too long).
I try to keep the 'spirit' up.
Daily affirmation.
I write my blog as though I would my friends.
"Let your rapidity be that of the wind,
your compactness that of the forest." --Sun Tzu
-Agent Wraith
p.s. It's the only place you can catch a MISDREAVOUS.
What version? How nerdy.
Soul Silver, of course.
groan
Monday, May 23, 2011
Safari Zone
Walking Report:
13,000 approximate steps. I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement. No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.
Pokemon not helping.
Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...
Wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it?
Heh.
Cute little buggers.
Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.
Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?
Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?
Whatever.
Get em, Boogie.
Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?
13,000 approximate steps. I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement. No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.
Pokemon not helping.
Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...
Wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it?
Heh.
Cute little buggers.
Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.
Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?
Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?
Whatever.
Get em, Boogie.
Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?
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