Attacking the Front (Range)

I was recently besieged by a horde of malignant robots.

Los Sauces was infiltrated by these nasty buggers, they crawled over everything, and were quite capable of doing extensive damage to the compound. I took a natural 'cow looks at an oncoming train' view.
o.O
Baffled.
A bit insulted, but reserved.
They stood on the hill in the distance; hulls shining brilliantly.
Without warning (as if standing there were not enough), they charged!

The 'battle' was quick.
There were truths to find.
Security had been breached.
Again.
Los Sauces security teams discovered the location of 'misplaced' information.
Perpetrator? Likely Google and its dastardly spam filters.
(Or.. the paranoia that eats at the corner of Agent Wraith's eyes, tearing them open and rebuking his slumber, forcing a never ending march to madness..)

But.. there's Facebook.
And it's evil. (Oh, I still visit from time to time. Come on.  Have to communicate somehow with the MULTIVERSE.)

The source of the almost-alluded to allegations?
Agent Wraith is coy.
(Name Drop)

Agent Wraith is not clever.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)

Or funny.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)

Battles, though few, are chosen wisely.
In this ghost's vision, all humans are the enemy.
But to 'play' wth 'villains', you must 'play' by their 'rules'.

Here's my 'Projected Questions and Scrutiny'*:

1. Not a ghost. (Define 'ghost', please.)
2. Not an agent. (Define 'agent' and 'agency', please.)
3. Not funny. (GUILTY!)
4. Not inventive. (I weep rivers of  'oh' wells. That's water in buckets in wells of water.. in water. LOTSA CRYIN!)
5. Not important. (... o.O You too, humans?)
6. Lazy. (Guilty again.)
7. Overwhelmed. (Did this just become Title Agent Wraith holds?)
8. What's your REAL name? (Zapata.)
9. Why do you hate humans? (Go to the beginning of this blog, please. lol)
10. How many times does it take to repair 47 crossbows with a baker's dozen each of hamsters, Icelandic salamanders, and neutron  randomizers with only four minutes until the universe is turned into a giant vacuum pasta? (42, there are no ice creams in bones.)
11. What's the purpose of this post?


(Posts Practical Mission Statement Rough Draft 2011)

Educate humans (the enemy) about their responsibility to the survival of the planet and how they suck so much at what they are that they may have screwed it up beyond repair.
Encourage the survival and prosperity of the planet by promoting CHANGE and eradicating all opposed (the enemy).
Assimilate and/or associate with those who seek the SAME change.
Present facts and opinions.
And be annoying.

Addendum:
I will not join the Proletariat.

Announcement:
I rejoin Facebook on June 31st!
Just in time to rub it in your face..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..

oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..




"If I become more than a raptor, I'll know what it's thinking!"

"Are you serious, Dr. Grant?"

Jumps off dinosaur.

"Whoa."          --Jurassic Break



*Some taken from long defunct 'Ask Agent Wraith' and recently 'Asked'.

Trying hard not to compete with the Easter icons,
Agent Wraith

p.s. ...agentwraith@gmail.com