Balaclava (disambiguation)

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term Balaclava; here's a wiki-link for its disambiguation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaclava

For those of you sticking this out, I'll sum up my favorites.

Balaclava, an article of clothing, typically a mask of sorts, which can be worn in many ways.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaclava_(clothing)

Balaklava, Crimea, Ukraine, whose 'ownership' has changed hands numerous times throughout history and perhaps where the Black Death came to Europe from.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaklava

Also, the Battle of Balaklava...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Balaclava

And my personal favorite,
Balaklava, California.. a former settlement, now a ghost town.

While you enjoy this disinformation you can listen to this wonderful find:

"In peace, sons bury their fathers / in war, fathers bury their sons." -Herodotus.


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"Entertaining is entertaining, for us."

Juggaloos in the Holdfast??

Oh, internet.. Facebook!
This one popped up in a recent feed from TheRealDeal Caped Crusader UJLA.. what the hell?
Is that a name?
What the hell are we supposed to call you, Batman?
You figure it out, then get back to me.

Or don't.

Anywho, here's a video that explains (somewhat) the rather hilarious title that brought you here.
Cuz let's face it, One saw it, pushed eyes back in sockets, then hunkered down for a romp in the Shadowlands.
We know you did.
It's okay.

I can dig it.


Stupid coding:
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-jewelry-heist-is-a-bust-for-clown-robbers-20110824,0,2807700.story

The best part is what their 'take' was.
Paranoia is the real villain here.
Prices fluctuate, managers assume the worst, and a little 'bait' is presented.

Live it up with your 'jewels'.

The police and Malignobots* are coming soon.


-Agent Wraith

*Juggaloos in the Holdfast?! BAH! Malignobots!
Set phasers to.. hilarity.

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Justitron v.s. Dr. Oid

or

A touching film about a robot superhero and his struggle against his nemesis.

It also shows how a superhero's presence is enough to endanger human lives and how those who support them are just as responsible it's circumstance. Note the 'null' button that renders our villainous lead docile.

But not quite.

Villainy, as a Meta-term, can mean many things.

As a lifestyle, it can be some of the most beautiful lighting, even if it is dripping with blood.

It is inherent in villainy to 'rise above'.

BE the BEst they can BE.

What is this talk of BE's?

Anyone remember this?

Agent Wraith

p.s.  Putting the 'Agent' back into 'Agent Wraith'.

"Agent of What?"

exactly.

Secret Meetings

(Yes.)

The night has been generous to me;
success
in one's goals.

Green with envy equals one ate too much.
Bit off more than you could chew.

Eventually, things catch up.

You don't want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

There is no one.

There is no ONE.
No skein to cut, no Furies (save the REAL ones, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE lol).
No Sarah Conner.

You cannot trust a robot because it doesn't understand trust is an invalid argument.
Not understanding the importance of following through on your word because robots have little need for such 'human luxuries' and would just soon take an oil bath than deal with rusty buckets of scrap like R5-T800s.

Your shit is busted.

Every bit and every morsel, until it's stretching out your torso.  More so, your scrambling foursome has turned towards you.  It's grim to think the joke, it seems, only seems to be about me.  This must mean I'm wanted unseen, thought it was just me; it could not be.

Tired.

Will to Sleep.




Agent Wraith
p.s. I don't appreciate surprises. I shot three Henchmen last month when the copier needed more toner.  Could you imagine a surprise party?  It's been noted.  Owls do not fly alone.