Leorge Jucas; Why Star Wars sucks.

It's a very simple equation people.


Star Wars..
..will never be outdone.

(Sure, sure.
Star Trek. Right.
I understand the classic element. But, we're not talking about Star Trek.
That's another discussion entirely that was covered in Baron Terror's Star Trek v. Star Wars: Alphabetical Superiority.
Don't hold your breath.)

George Lucas.
The guy's empire is immense.
Merchandising infinitum (see Planet of the Apes), product placement (didn't catch Pepsi in the movies? No, GL made them his bitch. Put his shit on their shit. Gangsta.), and unlimited nerdcore militia ranks (See Five Hundred and Worst Legion). Legions and "legions" of fans.

-No time for gangsta pimp/sith/whiner George Lucas photoshop; or do it myself; it's out there, I'm just trying to get through this.-

So many people now contribute.  Millions.  Has to be.
Further adventures of Skywalker and his genetics.
Of course, he acknowledges none of it as part of 'his vision'.
They bow before their false Darth.. er, Lord.. wait..

Star Wars is epic.
Not really the same without John Williams.

Just sayin.

What sucks so bad about it?
Ah, I'm so jealous.
He's got this great idea and it spawns all these other people to give their ideas and they get a big ole bowl of ideas brewin' and then he gets the biggest share.
It's perfect.
Respected for your 'vision'.

Paid for it.

And Star Wars is permeating everything!
Walkie Talkies?
Toothbrushes?

Hmm. If the 501st is subject to the dark side..
Crap.
Watch out for jedi-angels.

"George Lucas gon' sue somebody!"
(Character Name No Prize Bonus!)

-Survivor Note: Phillip states he is a 'villain'! CBS Cares!

Solve the riddle for Round 2: FB = -C

No one wants to play.
It's a game only villainy can win.
:(
And I made it all simple like.
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