Greetings!


I am Agent Wraith.


While I am quite capable of facing the difficult tasks that lay ahead, there is a chance that you may not.


After all, you are probably a pathetic little meat sack human, frail and vulnerable, incapable of rational thought or even individual original thought.  Sure, you probably remember where you were on '9/11' and probably have it in your head exactly who it was responsible for it.
But you don't really know.
And your thoughts are possibly not entirely your own.


Humans.


With that out of the way, hoping to have incensed you enough to engage me, chew on this.
9/11 was perpetrated by....










What? Did you think I actually know?
Ha!
Truth is, no one really knows.
Oh, we have lots of 'theories', 'reports', 'facts' and 'lies'.
But, do we really know?
Nope.
Probably never will.
We could go over the 'evidence' or 'lack thereof' until we are all blue in the face, but it won't matter.
The tragedy has happened.
If you decide to call it a tragedy.
Depends on what side of the fence you sit, really.
I'm sure the terrorists who are supposedly responsible don't think, wait, dead.
Okay, the Terror Buddies™ (Now available @ Hot Topic!) probably don't think it was such a bad thing.
But, they also think blowing yourself up in the name of whatever is the easiest way into scores of virgin underwear.
(Note: The easiest way into scores of virgin underwear can be found @ ComicCon 2011)


I'm not bashing 9/11.
I'm also not trying to claim it didn't happen.
That's not for another hundred years or so, when the Islam Defense League criticizes the rogue country of Half-Assistan of perpetrating anti-Islamic sentiment and sues them in the High Court of (Benny) Hill.
Can you believe these humans?
Really? 9/11 didn't happen?
I guess next you're going to try (you know where I'm going already, don't you, you little bastard) tell me the Holocaust didn't happen either.
"..as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."


I couldn't sit through Gigli either.
It also happened when 'Jersey Shore' entered another season.


Atrocities happen every day.
Terror.
Suffering.
Torture.
Death.
To ignore it, is to condone it.
Or at least give it nihilistic support.


Humans cause this bullshit.
Humans can stop it.


If they don't.. well, it only gets worse from here.


Look.
You may think I am a crack pot.
Or a cracked pot.
Or on crack and pot.
But really.. aw, who am i kidding?


I'm sick of this shite.


It's time to play the game.


I am Agent Wraith.
I'll say what I want, when I want, about what I want, about who I want, whenever and wherever I want.
If I choose to be silent.. it's because I choose it.


Unless you're the United States Federal Government.
Those bastards make people disappear faster than you can say:
Candle Ja