Oh that's rich.
Full of preservatives as well.
facebook
Gah! Do I hate it so!
Tricked me into reactivating my account.
Real sneaky.
It's a good thing Facebook let's you choose the folks you associate with..
oh wait
crap
Things have been quiet around here (FOR ONCE) and I can't say I don't like it.
The stress level is LOW. The 'heroes' I found are an interesting plaything. They have no idea I'm on to them. It's going to be INSANE.
That's for another time though.
I don't know how long I'll be sticking with Facebook. I can't pretend to care about every status, so I won't. It's nothing personal. Really.
I just don't care.
Been covering some ground in the laboratories, though. Upgrading the arsenal, adding to it, preparing my forces. There IS a war coming.
It will be the LAST.
On a serious note, I accept it.
There's not much time left to do what i want and when it's up, you get what's left.
I won't have to wait until Übermas, neither will you.
I'm not given the courtesy the WORST is afforded and I'm supposed to flip out? apologize?
This is my only response.
I don't compromise.
I am what I am.
It is what it is.
I have a solution... one you will just DIE for.
I have talked about this 'list'.. You know, the one I swiped from Kringle.
It's got everything on it.
Naughty, Nice, it's all there.
The fat-man had tabs on everyone.
That whole 'sees-you-when-you're-sleeping' creep!
Social Security numbers, addresses... It's all there*.
He was a sick fuck.
His loss is your loss.
Really.
Friday!!!
I almost forgot about Friday!!
Mind Games has still been broadcasting, we've just been covert.
Honing the shitty thing to a steaming pile of entertainment.
Mostly for the mind-numbed drug addled retards who frequent the neighborhood.
We kill more audience members than Smallpox.. and that's just who LISTENS!
This week's topic, should you deign to care, is about FICTION.
And not just any fiction: META FICTION.
That's right.
Meta-fiction v.s. Reality
Multiple universes v.s. this one.
I know, I know.
It's a narrow minded approach to an even narrower concept.
but, that's why I do these things.
Maybe someone will take pity on this ghost and explain it in simple terms even I can understand.
11pm EST, as predictable.
And this one will be available for public consumption.
Come get you some.
And to that VERY special someONE:
You're on the list... and so many want to KNOW.
Nuclear wishes and Apocalyptic dreams,
Agent Wraith
*I want to thank Special Agent F. Gonzalez and his partner for their 'fair' treatment. After hours of sifting and perusing of my data they have come to the consensus that I am no 'real' threat and being labeled a terrorist is simply a byproduct of my rantings. I'm OFF THE LIST**!
**Not Santa's list, no. The NO FLY! HERE I COME EARTH! First stop?
CHICAGO!
Head Shot!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Terror in the Holdfast (Continued)
ihavearealjob
intherealworld
More details piling in, take the good and bad, rumors, gossip, embellishment, and what-have-you..
No, as of yet, this fella did not have red hair and declare 'I am the Batman's ENEMY!'
As far as I can tell.
From what I have gathered (minions and henchmen, mind you, I am always terribly busy*) the suspect in question, James Holmes, was wearing SWAT gear, carrying an AR-15 and said nothing the entire time (which some witnesses say made it even more terrifying).
Several have come forward expressing the suspect's intelligence. He attended accredited schools, was very intelligent and just... snapped.
A witness said the canister he released looked like a bug bomb.
12 dead, more wounded, and who knows what new crap is going to be revealed.
New York's Police Commissioner is spreading the Joker story. Unsure of where he got it from..
Allegedly, he (the suspect) said something once he was in custody 'I'm the Joker'. But who knows if this is more gossip or actual fact.
You know what is an actual fact?
Superheroes inspire.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. Seems a little like the movie 'Rampage' to me.
p.p.s. I hear authorities are still clearing his supposedly booby-trapped house.
p.p.p.s. I also hear ALL SORTS of trailers are being pulled along with the Dark Knight Rises showings.
*Because if you're going to be busy, might as well be terrible at it.
intherealworld
More details piling in, take the good and bad, rumors, gossip, embellishment, and what-have-you..
No, as of yet, this fella did not have red hair and declare 'I am the Batman's ENEMY!'
As far as I can tell.
From what I have gathered (minions and henchmen, mind you, I am always terribly busy*) the suspect in question, James Holmes, was wearing SWAT gear, carrying an AR-15 and said nothing the entire time (which some witnesses say made it even more terrifying).
Several have come forward expressing the suspect's intelligence. He attended accredited schools, was very intelligent and just... snapped.
A witness said the canister he released looked like a bug bomb.
12 dead, more wounded, and who knows what new crap is going to be revealed.
New York's Police Commissioner is spreading the Joker story. Unsure of where he got it from..
Allegedly, he (the suspect) said something once he was in custody 'I'm the Joker'. But who knows if this is more gossip or actual fact.
You know what is an actual fact?
Superheroes inspire.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. Seems a little like the movie 'Rampage' to me.
p.p.s. I hear authorities are still clearing his supposedly booby-trapped house.
p.p.p.s. I also hear ALL SORTS of trailers are being pulled along with the Dark Knight Rises showings.
*Because if you're going to be busy, might as well be terrible at it.
Terror in the Holdfast
Yeah, I know.
This isn't what you want to wake up to.
small sigh.
Superhero related? I'd say.
Anything to do with you?
Just another notice that heroes inspire.
Is it what we WANT to inspire?
From CNN-
"A heavily armed gunman tossed tear gas into the darkness of an Aurora, Colorado movie theater Friday and then sprayed the audience with gunfire during an early morning screening of the new Batman movie, killing 12 and wounding 38 others, authorities said."
Find more.. on the internet.
Or CNN.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. Superheroes. They inspire tragedy, gunfire, and sorrow.
This isn't what you want to wake up to.
small sigh.
Superhero related? I'd say.
Anything to do with you?
Just another notice that heroes inspire.
Is it what we WANT to inspire?
From CNN-
"A heavily armed gunman tossed tear gas into the darkness of an Aurora, Colorado movie theater Friday and then sprayed the audience with gunfire during an early morning screening of the new Batman movie, killing 12 and wounding 38 others, authorities said."
Find more.. on the internet.
Or CNN.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. Superheroes. They inspire tragedy, gunfire, and sorrow.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
action words
PENDING DELETION
Believe nothing that I say.
Greetings!
I am Agent Wraith.
I am the GREATEST RLSH EVER.
Through my will I have wrought a grand and wonderful vision, one of HOPE and PEACE and LOVE and HAPPINESS!
hadyougoing
No,no,no,no,no, NO!!
Insanity, ladies and gentlemen.
In.sanity.
| surmise it's possible, that somewhere there exists a reality where Zapata Wraith is alive and well and possessed (HA!) of a pleasant, perhaps even a cordial disposition.
Polite even.
oh.
wait.
I remember that guy. Sundays he would hunker down in his lair and terrorize Crossfire with polite yet annoying platitudes. Twice.
this is time travel.
THIS is TIME travel?
Inconsistency.
Incongruous.
or
is
it?
Multitudes or microcosms?
infinity?
ad naseum?
The escalation. yes, we talked about this.
Krampocalyptic Coalescence?
Pfft. I've been sto.ck.pil.ing wea.p.ons for decades.
I've been ar.med and dan.gerous since I was alive.
Supersuits.
It ain't Iron Man, it ain't Batman*, it just wishes it WAS the Punisher.
Or Joker.
Yes. Joker.
Armies of jokers.
It's insanity!
Joker 'technically' corners the market on straight-psycho wack-job nuttery, sometimes pandering to burn the world for the LULZ.
An army though? Joker is an alpha. And there is always a BIGGER fish.
Take note, inmates.
Things will go bust.
And then fish will be on the line.
And the next thing that goes bust will be fish butthole.
This colored text sponsored in part by Milk Chickens™.
"Milk Chickens™, Put them on your penis!"**
And teams. TEAMS!
likegroups
EVERYWHERE!
Let me be on your team! I'm on your team!
I AM YOUR TEAM!
The Second Amendment's arms are building mass. Now patrols.
What's next?
'Witnessing'?
Door-to-door preaching of exploits and the necessities of hood vigilantism?
Signatures for petitions for betterment of society?
Donations?
Volunteers?
Subjugation?
Sound
familiar
?
(this was removed for several years in fear of starting such a practice, now that it's common, the fear is all yours)
Options?
I've narrowed it down to roughly two.
be enslaved
or
die
There was a time you could have at least tortured yourself with the bliss of Utopian Playlands.
It's the big picture, Waldolf.
These rebels, these revolutionaries, such imaginations!
In direct opposition!
Against the current.
I don't gots no book smarts uh no genius, but I no its gotta be harder to turn an error around then jest guidin it a little to the left or right.
You could think to better yourself and perhaps turn the planet around from it's inevitable slag-state fit for nothing except your extinction, we know that's not going to happen, you lazy hippie. I would get one more henchman and the world would be a lifeless husk.. all according to.. uh.. nevermind.
You could think to better yourself and maybe one of these so-called villainous organizations will actually DO SOMETHING, like shanghai you into service and servitude at the front of their attack legion and you will die a glorious death.. nah. lazy hippies.
Or you could kill yourself.
It might be a great option.
INSTANT SERVITUDE!
What?
Elementary orchestration of genius or imbecilic blathering of nonsoncery?
-Agent Wraith
p.s. itsnotfunnyitssadreallywantmoretime
p.p.s. mobilizing
p.p.s. youdontwanttonowwhativeseenorwhereivebeen
*Oddly on this black sabbath, Ozzy has sung the words 'Iron Man' and 'war machine'. A disdain for DC perhaps with his treatment of flying rats aside, I'm just gibbering. #craigyferg
**You see, I knew this was bad when I said it the third and fourth times, but it bears repeating another million or so. I -know- it was a joke when it was said. I know. Who comes up with this SHIT?
heroes
Believe nothing that I say.
Greetings!
I am Agent Wraith.
I am the GREATEST RLSH EVER.
Through my will I have wrought a grand and wonderful vision, one of HOPE and PEACE and LOVE and HAPPINESS!
hadyougoing
No,no,no,no,no, NO!!
Insanity, ladies and gentlemen.
In.sanity.
| surmise it's possible, that somewhere there exists a reality where Zapata Wraith is alive and well and possessed (HA!) of a pleasant, perhaps even a cordial disposition.
Polite even.
oh.
wait.
I remember that guy. Sundays he would hunker down in his lair and terrorize Crossfire with polite yet annoying platitudes. Twice.
this is time travel.
THIS is TIME travel?
Inconsistency.
Incongruous.
or
is
it?
Multitudes or microcosms?
infinity?
ad naseum?
The escalation. yes, we talked about this.
Krampocalyptic Coalescence?
Pfft. I've been sto.ck.pil.ing wea.p.ons for decades.
I've been ar.med and dan.gerous since I was alive.
Supersuits.
It ain't Iron Man, it ain't Batman*, it just wishes it WAS the Punisher.
Or Joker.
Yes. Joker.
Armies of jokers.
It's insanity!
Joker 'technically' corners the market on straight-psycho wack-job nuttery, sometimes pandering to burn the world for the LULZ.
An army though? Joker is an alpha. And there is always a BIGGER fish.
Take note, inmates.
Things will go bust.
And then fish will be on the line.
And the next thing that goes bust will be fish butthole.
This colored text sponsored in part by Milk Chickens™.
"Milk Chickens™, Put them on your penis!"**
And teams. TEAMS!
likegroups
EVERYWHERE!
Let me be on your team! I'm on your team!
I AM YOUR TEAM!
The Second Amendment's arms are building mass. Now patrols.
What's next?
'Witnessing'?
Door-to-door preaching of exploits and the necessities of hood vigilantism?
Signatures for petitions for betterment of society?
Donations?
Volunteers?
Subjugation?
Sound
familiar
?
(this was removed for several years in fear of starting such a practice, now that it's common, the fear is all yours)
Options?
I've narrowed it down to roughly two.
be enslaved
or
die
There was a time you could have at least tortured yourself with the bliss of Utopian Playlands.
It's the big picture, Waldolf.
These rebels, these revolutionaries, such imaginations!
In direct opposition!
Against the current.
I don't gots no book smarts uh no genius, but I no its gotta be harder to turn an error around then jest guidin it a little to the left or right.
You could think to better yourself and perhaps turn the planet around from it's inevitable slag-state fit for nothing except your extinction, we know that's not going to happen, you lazy hippie. I would get one more henchman and the world would be a lifeless husk.. all according to.. uh.. nevermind.
You could think to better yourself and maybe one of these so-called villainous organizations will actually DO SOMETHING, like shanghai you into service and servitude at the front of their attack legion and you will die a glorious death.. nah. lazy hippies.
Or you could kill yourself.
It might be a great option.
INSTANT SERVITUDE!
What?
Elementary orchestration of genius or imbecilic blathering of nonsoncery?
-Agent Wraith
p.s. itsnotfunnyitssadreallywantmoretime
p.p.s. mobilizing
p.p.s. youdontwanttonowwhativeseenorwhereivebeen
*Oddly on this black sabbath, Ozzy has sung the words 'Iron Man' and 'war machine'. A disdain for DC perhaps with his treatment of flying rats aside, I'm just gibbering. #craigyferg
**You see, I knew this was bad when I said it the third and fourth times, but it bears repeating another million or so. I -know- it was a joke when it was said. I know. Who comes up with this SHIT?
heroes
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Goodnight Mermaid Man
For those Sagittarians out there,
As each hero passes, evil gains strength.
EVIL!
-Agent Wraith
As each hero passes, evil gains strength.
EVIL!
-Agent Wraith
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