You know what's great about my job?

I am called all manner of titles.

Sir, Master, Boss, Villain, Loser, Idiot, Genius, Crazy, Psycho, Terrorist, Hero, Asshole, Bastard, Victorious, Honorable, Friendly, Spiteful, Terrible, Hilarious, Unfunny, Egotistical, Maniacal, Megalomaniac, Glory Hound, Critical, Dangerous, Peculiar, Nondescript, Pliable, Incorporeal, Agent Wraith.
Just today.

(We only have today; we are not guaranteed tomorrow.)

I get to do all manner of fun things!

Saved another cat yesterday (he was stuck behind a vending machine), supervise truck unloading (at least one a day), teleconference (sigh, technology) with tornado survivors, satellite relay this weekend (Taking some trips, seeing some people, walking, field testing), four staff meetings (Punch & Pie), and acquired servo powered housings (reverse engineering takes too long).

I try to keep the 'spirit' up.

Daily affirmation.

I write my blog as though I would my friends.

"Let your rapidity be that of the wind,
your compactness that of the forest." --Sun Tzu

-Agent Wraith

p.s. It's the only place you can catch a MISDREAVOUS.
What version? How nerdy.
Soul Silver, of course.

groan

Safari Zone

Walking Report:
13,000 approximate steps.  I consider a basic pedometer and host procurement.  No Henchmen meet specifications to date.
Pokewalker not helping.

Pokemon not helping.

Rhydon, Mr. Mime, and Tauros?
3 new Henchmen.
No, that would just be silly...

Wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it?

Heh.
Cute little buggers.

Franklin insists on naming his Pokemon after characters in Zelda.
'DODONGO' is his fearsome Feraligatr he picked up in the Gulf of Mexico.
I've been walking him for a week.



Now you get to sit on that and think.
Is he serious?
Or is this some strange metaphor for what he's got cooking?

Do you smell what Agent Wraith .. aw, come on! Just this once?

Whatever.

Get em, Boogie.

Agent Wraith
p.s. How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?

Boogie Napalm

You know, Boogie Napalm?

Maybe you don't.

Hell, I don't.

But for a self-proclaimed 'nerd' (that would be me), his videos are entertaining!

I appreciate how he talks to you like you are there.

I try to do the same here on the blog.

Reach out, touch you..

Wait..

He's got this D&D game going.. and man, is it hilarious!

I remember 2nd Edition games were played very similar to what they've got going on.

Ah.. dice.

All those many sided dice..

Anywho, this particular piece holds a special spot on this blog.

It seems as though Mr. Boogie (to those who do not know him) has taken a dip into the RLSV pool.

Mind you, you don't have to be RLSV to be at the party or swim..

There is something here.. I see it.

Can you?

Yes, he said 'Batman & Robin hotpants'.

Gotta love it.

You go get em, Boogie.

-Agent Wraith

Malvado is DYNO-MITE!

We take a lot of time out of our day to 'tear people down' and sometimes forget to 'care' about those who we see as allies or even friends.
Or 'frienemies'.

I want to say that I do actively and actually care about humans.

Yeah, I know.

'What the HELL? This guy has been screaming about eradicating us all! What's GOING ON?!?'

No, no, no.
I believe you are mistaking my villainous behavior for irrational psychosis.
I am not irrational.
I am capable of being irrational.
But, this is not one of those cases.

I seek change.
Change for the world.
For the planet.
Humans, my sworn enemy, are the cause for nearly all problems.
Even if their 'hand' cannot be 'seen'.. if you look at the core.. or where the 'snowball' started..
..it was humans.

So..

Change.

Stop sitting on your ass or running down the street in spandex and fucking change.

You can't continue senseless breeding practices.
You can't continue 'scorching the earth'.
You can't continue deforestation.
You can't continue polluting the atmosphere.. or the waters.
You can't continue this and expect things to work in your favor.

I'm the wake up call.

And I do more in a day than most.
Just because I don't brag about it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Today:
I saved a cat from being run over.
I pointed out a GLARING FACT.
I walked approximately 8 miles.
I talked a guy out of quitting his job until he found a replacement.
And I evolved my Magikarp into a Gyrados.
Her name is Marlin.

But, I digress.

This goes out to Malvado, my favorite Sound Vandal.
Get back on the horn bro!
We miss you here at Los Sauces.
Hope your doing okay!

Until 'THA RAPSHA' comes..
Make Mine Monkey!

-Agent Wraith

I really couldn't figure out anything 'punny'.
I tried to tell you that I wasn't funny.
Now all I got is shit sticking to my sandals.
Guess that's what you get for fuckin' with Sound Vandals.

Word.

Superhero Open Carry?

This is embarrassing.
Not even a week.
Nay, barely 24 hours.

Just when I thought it was safe to visit Epcot.

No endorsement here, eh, Master Legend?
When one scrolls through comments, it becomes obvious where some fear originates.

Discuss.
Disclaim.
Disassemble.

-Agent Wraith

p.s. Just so some of you don't freak out (like anyone reads this anyways); I may visit Florida soon.
I'm allowed to do that, ya know? I have plenty of friends in Florida, associates not involved with 'villainy'.
I do believe, dare I say it, that it's my prerogative to go wherever I please.
An incorporeal being knows no boundaries like Country or State Lines.

I am so going for LULZ.

There's a mouse...

What?
This isn't prodding!
The Tragic Kingdom awaits..

You all know I'm talking about Disney World, right?
I can have a vacation without inciting riots, can't I?

Seriously.
I just want to be overcharged for a hot dog and an ice cream bar (along with everything else) and steal the animatronic presidents.

I mean liberate.. LIBERATE them!

Walking

I am Jack's weary legs.

I am Jack's calloused feet.

I am Jack's pestled patella.

I am One's powdered knees.

Walking these last few years, I have had plenty of time.
Accumulated, calculated; I have little time left.

I spent 3 straight years walking.
(I miss the altitude.  The benefits outweigh the risks.)

These last few months, I've been walking 'in shadows'.
I have reduced my walking by leaps and bounds.
(Punny?)
Where once I was bringing in an average of 15 miles a day...?
("Ever see a fat apostle?"  -Rufus)

I'm tired of walking.

I refuse to come into the light.

So, I guess I'm "Standing in Shadows".

--Agent Wraith

Grillin' with a Villain

...

Agent Wraith