Unknown File #216 - Out of the loop

Yes.
i have no idea who this is.

Build a profile. 9?
If that's how many people are in this group, I can't tell.

Someone wanna help a ghost out here?

Who's got some reports... I SEE ONE


One. Step. Closer.

-AW

instigation

by now you must realize that it was not a joke.
it truly is supervillain war.

this will probably not be the only time you hear about this. there's a 'buzz' going on, you just have to know how to look for it. but it is going on.
villains choose what to publicize. i may face the crosshairs for this post.

whatever.

what i do know, i will keep. only clues, as from the beginning, will you get.

eyes everywhere see
incensed, enraged, you lie
yours is the hero's path

villain's are a prideful sort. they boast, they claim, they terrorize.
it's all part of their schtick.
but in reality, it's all bunk.
what little they have is dramatically exaggerated.
and some villains have very, very little.

some are
very
very
little

there are upstarts in this arena.
charlatans, false-tongues, sheep in wolf clothing
they will have you believe in their villainy.
they will have you believe they are evil.

i say nay.
where once my support was cast to villainy at large, it has retracted.
i will keep my company with whom i choose.
and i choose no longer to smile curtly while shit spews from hero-turned-villain-turned-hero mouths.
heroes, as you all know, lack a certain.. class.
they proselytize, because they want you to drink the punch (SEE: Jonestown)
evil. pfft.
what you know of evil i could fit into a shoebox with enough room left over to fit what happened the last time a 'villain' dare show his ass (re: the 'real' baron terror). you know of evil.
but you are not evil.

i pierce through the mirage.
i see more than i let on.

and you see less than you say you do.

next time you decide to 'team-up', you'll have to stick to your fellow taser mules.
villainy remains forever.

you are also an ass-hat.


-aw

We're doing this now

We're doing this, now.

Super Villain War

M.O.D.O.K. plays for keeps.
Sleep well.

-AW

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CALAMITY CLAUSE

And by that you know I'm serious.
For serious.
If this must be explained to the group outside the group of groups within the group, let it be said by someone else. I invoke it now as opposed to after. There will be things to see in 2012.
Least of all is Sheepaggeddon.

There's so MANY GROUPS! Is there an option to opt out of being put into groups?
Man, I hate Facebook.

'Friends'.
Bleh.

And the EYE.  Not that one. The big brother one.
You know, always watching.
Like a reality tv show.

Several snipes were fired simply on the basis that they do not exist.
Any casualties are to be listed as 'Collateral Damage'.

The number 11 will play a significant roll in the near future.

Coming soon, tables turned!
Christians EAT Lions!!

Now, I have some filming to do.. crappy camera and all.*

-Agent Wraith
*Adobe Premiere? ADOBE PREMIER?! HA! I can't figure out how to work Minesweeper and you want me to muck with Adobe Premier? Opening a rift through which entropic energies are allowed to oscillate would be easier.

The Old Gate

I once knew of an Old Gate, an entry way between worlds.
It wasn't always Old. When the barrier was put up, it was so New, it didn't exist.
An unused gate never moves, so it can only decay.
Decayed and weak, it proves to be an unworthy mechanism.
Simple to shatter.
What Lies Beyond?
What Lies Within?

They are one in an instant of chaos.

Maintenance of the Gate is suggested to minimize decay.
Frequent use (or moderate) works wonders.


This Gate, the dilapidated portal, was once a thoroughfare for war.

-Agent Wraith

To Stygia

The Ferrymen enter.

While the Great Shadow departs, we step forward to claim new darkness.

You heroes have little idea what will come of this and likely, you will never know.
By the time you have it figured out, it will be too late.

Our foothold will be as a bunker.  We will be entrenched.

Change your ways.

Those who serve the light will find their benefactor extinguished.

-Agent Wraith