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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Smoke Signals? Meh

Do you know how simple it is to ignore me?

Barely a push of a button and POOF!
No more Agent Wraith.

No more updates, no more annoyance.
No more direct feeds.

Agent Wraith gets to play in a sandbox of his own making.

And that's only if you really WANT to ignore me.
If you don't mind the occasional verbal sting, admittedly childish ones, then you can do nothing.
I, honestly, prefer the fingers-in-ears-I-can't-hear-you-La-La-La approach, but that's me.

And why does it seem like everyone wants to HAARP on the ghost-schtick?
I can see where it comes from.  The I-can't-take-you-seriously-because-you-wear-a-mask routine.
I get it.

Recently, there's been this 'buzz' about a particular faceless fella.  I say 'buzz', but what I really mean is nonsonce.
It's really none of my business.
I didn't ask to be part of it, but I am part of it.

I guess my view is of a larger picture, when I should have focused more closely on my own selfish needs.
Wait, did that.
I guess my view is focused on my own selfish needs, with a broad vision of what those needs could accomplish.

Or destroy.

In a sense, I'm trying to give myself some balance.
A self imposed check on my activities.
Like The Harrowing.
An in depth scrutiny of everything I claim to be.
Helps weed out the missing scales on the underbelly.
Or so I've heard.

I've also heard some more nonsonce...
Like how I can't communicate with the dead.
Now, that's nonsonce.
I can, literally and most recently literarily, communicate with the dead.

i also said i can see the future.
bah! this is ridiculous.
how could i have seen this coming?

Because my eyes are open?

Shamelessly 'torn' from Embrace the Malignance. Final Smoke Signal.

"Then I realized that no one and nothing is worth me caring about in any of these communities and came back with that in mind."

Realizing anything I say beyond this point would be akin to schadenfreude, but in typical 'bumbling', I will persist.

'Communities'.
Working together, apart, or against, the entire world is a 'community'.
So, humans, in a need to quantify EVERYTHING, split everything up into smaller communities.  Mostly for their selfish I-want-my-own-space-to-control and who-needs-THEIR-circle-we'll-make-our-own.  But every entity bound to this rock is part of it.  Admitted or not, denied or not.

And just because I say 'Destroy All Humans' doesn't mean I think every human needs it.
Or deserves it.
I believe I listed my demands several times over.
Some humans have changed, some, I'd like to think, by my actions.
But, for the most part, humans remain a plague on this planet.
Those can be swept off.
Maybe just those.

I don't want World Domination.
I want Global Peace.

Tarrying too long in war and strife only pushes you into the I-wreck-shit-cause-I-can territory.

That's troll territory.
Some of you may like trollin' deep.



Me?
I'm indulgent in selfish behavior.
I'll do whatever I want.
I'm a Villain.


Agent Wraith
p.s. I have caricatures (little funny drawings) of each of you. Not just villains and heroes.
Humans.  Think of it like abstract art.
It's not going to make sense to anyone but the artist.
And he's crazy.

p.p.s. Mind Games. lol

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Inciting Mayhem or Angsty Rock?

Scotland Is Not Worthy Of The Dark Side

40 More!

Although everyday is Villainy Day, today is extra special.
Extra evil.

Rise up, Henchmen!

Rise up, Minions!

Rise up, Villains!

Today is the day of GREAT evil.
For Villains, we understand the work.
We understand the tasks which we set forth to do are difficult.
But, we strive.
We thrive.

We struggle to present our 'brand'.
We force the change we seek.
Each to his own, forever UNITED in evil.

We are beset by many foes, real and imagined, yet, undaunted, we push forward.
We are looked at as low, described as 'evil' and cast as unnecessary in this Age.
But I say, we are NEEDED.
Our voices will be heard.



Stand proud in your Villainy.
Stand strong.
Be the rock upon which Heroes break.
Be the anvil upon which your evil hammers them and forges them to your will.

BE the Villain.



Agent Wraith
p.s. I wish you a prosperous evil day, Villains. Most especially, Computer King.
Hypnotize them.
Mesmerize them.
Enslave them.
Another 40 years of Computer King!
Another 40 years of Into The Dark!
Another 40 years of Villainy!

p.p.s. Now can I have that Sonic Wave Emitter? I've been itching (necrosis) to test it out on a few Henchmen.

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