Lately, I've found myself on a precipice.
I have teetered the lofty edge of fate, staring at the cliffs of destiny below.
Ugh. Metaphors.
I can't use them properly.
I just sound like an aging hipster.
Because I am?
I have struggled with the emotions of my hosts before, reveling in their passion and hate, enjoying their anguish.
That's a cold evil thing to do really.
I need to empathize.. how else am I going to adequately convince you that the planet needs salvation?
That humans are the root-cause?
I dunno.
I can't keep griping.
It's gotten old.
Fast.
It seems like I feel the ghost slipping. Like the host is asserting its dominance.
And I don't like that.
It's time to return to basics.
Again.
I've become very busy lately.
It will be nice to get some things done.
So many projects just sitting there.
I'm going to stick with what I'm good at.
Being annoying and confusing.
It's not much of a schtick and so many others are so much better at it than me..
But, I have to work with what I have to work with.
I will remain to support villainy, from the shadows, as best I can. If you choose to disassociate with me for any reason, so be it.
I no longer hold humans or their derivatives to any standard, so do what you will.
I've got superlasers to avoid.
HA!
We've still got the Most Awesome Mammoth Video Challenge of the Villains to unleash! Think on THAT and the chance to demonstrate your incomparable improv skills. Does One know fear of being compared unfavorably? No! (But then One IS insane...).
ReplyDeleteHang in there, things are getting better each day,
-Lord Malignance
Life is like a pretty rainbow... just keep following it, and you will eventually find your pot of gold.
ReplyDeleteOr follow the irresponsible path to crime, punishment, and the diminishment of opportunities.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck Agent Wraith, in whatever you wish to pursue.
Prison < Gold
-Lord Malignance