Sometimes, these things happen.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7430922.html
http://blog.heritage.org/?p=52674
Head Shot!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
(X)
the number you have reached:
212-###-####...
..has been disconnected.
Circumstance.
Wanting.
Fading.
Resistance.
Trials.
Testing.
Waiting.
Seeking truth.
Searching for answers.
Walking in darkness.
-wArRiNg-
-In-
-sHaDoWs-
212-###-####...
..has been disconnected.
Circumstance.
Wanting.
Fading.
Resistance.
Trials.
Testing.
Waiting.
Seeking truth.
Searching for answers.
Walking in darkness.
-wArRiNg-
-In-
-sHaDoWs-
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
(Un)Cryptic Relevance
I close my eyes to the madness,
(Paranoid, paranoid.)
it spills into the blackness.
I reached into the void for you,
(Futility.)
only to stain my fingertips.
My projection is conjecture,
(Intelligence.)
My prediction is insanity.
Hidden,
(Incorporeal.)
you will see no more.
Taxed,
(Accounted.)
you will be broken.
Composed,
(Materialized.)
you will be made whole.
"The time has come for me to end this game, now open wide and say my name."
-Agent Wraith
(Paranoid, paranoid.)
it spills into the blackness.
I reached into the void for you,
(Futility.)
only to stain my fingertips.
My projection is conjecture,
(Intelligence.)
My prediction is insanity.
Hidden,
(Incorporeal.)
you will see no more.
Taxed,
(Accounted.)
you will be broken.
Composed,
(Materialized.)
you will be made whole.
"The time has come for me to end this game, now open wide and say my name."
-Agent Wraith
Friday, May 27, 2011
Attacking the Front (Range)
I was recently besieged by a horde of malignant robots.
Los Sauces was infiltrated by these nasty buggers, they crawled over everything, and were quite capable of doing extensive damage to the compound. I took a natural 'cow looks at an oncoming train' view.
o.O
Baffled.
A bit insulted, but reserved.
They stood on the hill in the distance; hulls shining brilliantly.
Without warning (as if standing there were not enough), they charged!
The 'battle' was quick.
There were truths to find.
Security had been breached.
Again.
Los Sauces security teams discovered the location of 'misplaced' information.
Perpetrator? Likely Google and its dastardly spam filters.
(Or.. the paranoia that eats at the corner of Agent Wraith's eyes, tearing them open and rebuking his slumber, forcing a never ending march to madness..)
But.. there's Facebook.
And it's evil. (Oh, I still visit from time to time. Come on. Have to communicate somehow with the MULTIVERSE.)
The source of the almost-alluded to allegations?
Agent Wraith is coy.
(Name Drop)
Agent Wraith is not clever.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Or funny.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Battles, though few, are chosen wisely.
In this ghost's vision, all humans are the enemy.
But to 'play' wth 'villains', you must 'play' by their 'rules'.
Here's my 'Projected Questions and Scrutiny'*:
1. Not a ghost. (Define 'ghost', please.)
2. Not an agent. (Define 'agent' and 'agency', please.)
3. Not funny. (GUILTY!)
4. Not inventive. (I weep rivers of 'oh' wells. That's water in buckets in wells of water.. in water. LOTSA CRYIN!)
5. Not important. (... o.O You too, humans?)
6. Lazy. (Guilty again.)
7. Overwhelmed. (Did this just become Title Agent Wraith holds?)
8. What's your REAL name? (Zapata.)
9. Why do you hate humans? (Go to the beginning of this blog, please. lol)
10. How many times does it take to repair 47 crossbows with a baker's dozen each of hamsters, Icelandic salamanders, and neutron randomizers with only four minutes until the universe is turned into a giant vacuum pasta? (42, there are no ice creams in bones.)
11. What's the purpose of this post?
(Posts Practical Mission Statement Rough Draft 2011)
Educate humans (the enemy) about their responsibility to the survival of the planet and how they suck so much at what they are that they may have screwed it up beyond repair.
Encourage the survival and prosperity of the planet by promoting CHANGE and eradicating all opposed (the enemy).
Assimilate and/or associate with those who seek the SAME change.
Present facts and opinions.
And be annoying.
Addendum:
I will not join the Proletariat.
Announcement:
I rejoin Facebook on June 31st!
Just in time to rub it in your face..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
"If I become more than a raptor, I'll know what it's thinking!"
"Are you serious, Dr. Grant?"
Jumps off dinosaur.
"Whoa." --Jurassic Break
*Some taken from long defunct 'Ask Agent Wraith' and recently 'Asked'.
Trying hard not to compete with the Easter icons,
Agent Wraith
p.s. ...agentwraith@gmail.com
Los Sauces was infiltrated by these nasty buggers, they crawled over everything, and were quite capable of doing extensive damage to the compound. I took a natural 'cow looks at an oncoming train' view.
o.O
Baffled.
A bit insulted, but reserved.
They stood on the hill in the distance; hulls shining brilliantly.
Without warning (as if standing there were not enough), they charged!
The 'battle' was quick.
There were truths to find.
Security had been breached.
Again.
Los Sauces security teams discovered the location of 'misplaced' information.
Perpetrator? Likely Google and its dastardly spam filters.
(Or.. the paranoia that eats at the corner of Agent Wraith's eyes, tearing them open and rebuking his slumber, forcing a never ending march to madness..)
But.. there's Facebook.
And it's evil. (Oh, I still visit from time to time. Come on. Have to communicate somehow with the MULTIVERSE.)
The source of the almost-alluded to allegations?
Agent Wraith is coy.
(Name Drop)
Agent Wraith is not clever.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Or funny.
(Posts Plans In Full on YouTube)
Battles, though few, are chosen wisely.
In this ghost's vision, all humans are the enemy.
But to 'play' wth 'villains', you must 'play' by their 'rules'.
Here's my 'Projected Questions and Scrutiny'*:
1. Not a ghost. (Define 'ghost', please.)
2. Not an agent. (Define 'agent' and 'agency', please.)
3. Not funny. (GUILTY!)
4. Not inventive. (I weep rivers of 'oh' wells. That's water in buckets in wells of water.. in water. LOTSA CRYIN!)
5. Not important. (... o.O You too, humans?)
6. Lazy. (Guilty again.)
7. Overwhelmed. (Did this just become Title Agent Wraith holds?)
8. What's your REAL name? (Zapata.)
9. Why do you hate humans? (Go to the beginning of this blog, please. lol)
10. How many times does it take to repair 47 crossbows with a baker's dozen each of hamsters, Icelandic salamanders, and neutron randomizers with only four minutes until the universe is turned into a giant vacuum pasta? (42, there are no ice creams in bones.)
11. What's the purpose of this post?
(Posts Practical Mission Statement Rough Draft 2011)
Educate humans (the enemy) about their responsibility to the survival of the planet and how they suck so much at what they are that they may have screwed it up beyond repair.
Encourage the survival and prosperity of the planet by promoting CHANGE and eradicating all opposed (the enemy).
Assimilate and/or associate with those who seek the SAME change.
Present facts and opinions.
And be annoying.
Addendum:
I will not join the Proletariat.
Announcement:
I rejoin Facebook on June 31st!
Just in time to rub it in your face..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
oh wait.. that hasn't happened yet..
"If I become more than a raptor, I'll know what it's thinking!"
"Are you serious, Dr. Grant?"
Jumps off dinosaur.
"Whoa." --Jurassic Break
*Some taken from long defunct 'Ask Agent Wraith' and recently 'Asked'.
Trying hard not to compete with the Easter icons,
Agent Wraith
p.s. ...agentwraith@gmail.com
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