Atomic Number 4

Tactics

Calculations.
Many calculations.

And then the quick breath before the plunge.

We cannot be stopped.

Except that I think my ears are bleeding.
Perfect. Now I can be left ALONE.

-Agent Wraith

FacebÜk

I want to kill you.
I want to dice you into tiny pieces, grind them, and feed you to the homeless.

I hate you so much.

I've worn through three mandibles with incessant grinding teeth.

Listen, kiddies..
I understand reality can be a scary place.
It's full of unwanted variables, I know.

It's okay to be afraid. Fear is a grand motivator.

No matter your game, that's not the point
All you need is a name.
A name and you have a doorway to facebookery.
You can be a facebooker.
It's pronounced face'bhooker.

Likes, Unfollow Posts, Shares, Apps.. Check in, Instagram, blah blah, :P
And groups. GROUPS!!!?!?!?!!!!11!!!11!1
Gah.
I'm too timid with this technology to bother with a new social playground.
I had a 286 explode this morning.

Explode.

And don't get me started on anonymity.
CHANGE YOUR NAME!
HERE'S A NEW FORMAT!
Next will be your bank account.
You will PAY $$$  $$ $ $ $$
Nothing is free.. forever.

A matter of time, Facebook. Only a matter of time.
You will hopefully last long enough to be destroyed.

And then all the other internets.
Spend a dollar to send a message and see who does the talking.

-Agent Wraith

The Supervillain Handbook

The Supervillain Handbook
King Oblivion, PH.D.
as told to Matt D. Wilson



It's listed under HUMOR.

I laughed out loud in parts, related to others, saw corresponding incidences, and found it a pleasant read.
An hour lost, no new information.

Not any I can use.
Aside from the layout and design, which is very trendy.
And trendy is AWESUM!!!!1!1!

I would normally link this, give you some nifty and easy way to order/buy this WONDERFUL PRODUCT..
BUT

The International Society of Supervillains hasn't returned my calls and I've noticed an increase of shifty poorly crafted rockets carrying even shoddier satellites into my little corner of the thermosphere.

So go find your own damn links.

--Agent Wraith

Forgot about ... eh?

memories.

tao of now

my show is crap

redundancy

Meh.

If you pay attention (I've said that so few times...)
you know what's been going on.
I've had a chance to know a few of you and even be some of you.
Whether you liked it or not.

There's a chance I am literally ONE of you.
shudder

My timecard was punched long ago, citizens.
I've been doing this for free for far too long.
(Let's not count those banks. I won't count them. You won't count them.)

PROFIT!

Challenge? CHALLENGE?!?!?
I accept.

I also invite anyone to save my show.
It's total crap.
It's the Titanic of internet radio shows.
Not that silly movie.. IN 3D!
The actual ship.
Pomp. Circumstance.
Icebergs.
Sinking ships.
Death.
And it's boring.

Plotting.
Always plotting.

I'm too far gone. My psychosis consumed me last week.
I'm Bill. From Alabama.
And I've a Possessaholic.

Villains don't make plans.

And I don't make any money.

:(

also, greenscreens are beyond me.
i also have trouble with lighting

Filler? I think not.

I hardly know her.
HAR HAR HAR.

I'm not really trying to post inanely in a vain attempt to 'race' someone to a distinguished blog post count.
Nope.
I'm half-assing it.

I would like to take this time to address some of my 'lessers'.
I say this with a very sour taste, because I truly believe one day one of you will usurp my power.
If a Villain does not have this hope in his 'charges' then he/she should take another look at their 'empire'.
The strength in a chain is determined by it's weakest link. Correct?
If one of your weaklings is too weak, you should adjust them to their strengths.
Unless they have none.
Then you should kill them.
I can mold them into something useful.

Dead men tell no tales.
Yet they never SHUT UP.

HEY! CHECK THIS OUT!

Friday. 11 est.
talkshoe.

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