Lord of Legendarium - Tolkien

Hobbit rap.

May the hosts of Morgoth be forever stayed

In darkness here shadows lie

doom once spelled in secret

Forges kept from prying Eye

scrolls of faded regret

Architect of evil snares

Craftsman of Isildur's Bane

Baradur is as Narsil

What was broken made whole again

Shadows pass from out of past

Sauron the Maia, forgotten

Black Gate sundered fast

All the lands are rotten

Premier Grunt

Greetings.

I am Agent Wraith.

While combing through the available subset files I found in with the Weather Dominator source code.. I found this:

You want to talk about 'collecting'?

Time travelers.

Everything done or thought of, every glimmer, seized.

Torn down and filed, possibly infringement of intellectual rights.. but whatever.

Go check out Grunt and his antics on youtube!

A bit vulgar, but what do you expect from a tyrannical dictator from Transfatylvania?

You've seen me post his videos before.

Here's one of my favorites:

EVIL!

-Agent Wraith

agentwraith

out

Juggaloos in the Holdfast??

Oh, internet.. Facebook!
This one popped up in a recent feed from TheRealDeal Caped Crusader UJLA.. what the hell?
Is that a name?
What the hell are we supposed to call you, Batman?
You figure it out, then get back to me.

Or don't.

Anywho, here's a video that explains (somewhat) the rather hilarious title that brought you here.
Cuz let's face it, One saw it, pushed eyes back in sockets, then hunkered down for a romp in the Shadowlands.
We know you did.
It's okay.

I can dig it.


Stupid coding:
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-jewelry-heist-is-a-bust-for-clown-robbers-20110824,0,2807700.story

The best part is what their 'take' was.
Paranoia is the real villain here.
Prices fluctuate, managers assume the worst, and a little 'bait' is presented.

Live it up with your 'jewels'.

The police and Malignobots* are coming soon.


-Agent Wraith

*Juggaloos in the Holdfast?! BAH! Malignobots!
Set phasers to.. hilarity.

Damocles? What Damocles?

One for each, now complete, we move

Spoiler: In The Morning I Am Agent Wraith

Pitiful music, looking at the tragedies of dying over and over and over again.
Or, on a lighter note(???), indestructability.. er, invulnerability.

Stupid WMG.
-AW