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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

§lenderman Mythos

If you believe a RolePlayer in his mother's basement is scary (what the HELL is wrong with you?), then you are going to believe quite a few things before you're eaten by that bloodthirsty rabbit (remember when you followed it down that dark hole?) and probably a few things after that.

Slenderman (and most of his dopplegangers) is derived not from some legend out of legend (not mentioning the hallucinations that could come from some Legends).  It's not Norse, at least not from what research I've gathered.  Although there is talk about a firewyrm going around, but that's neither here nor there.

From most of what I have gathered, it all began with some contest over at somethingawful.
Very creepypasta.

With all things (it must be said), there comes a price.
Sadly, as a species, you are doomed to failure.

From the 'legend' came a throng of... well, impersonators.
Whoever was first, it matters little now, as history will proclaim the winner (therefore who writes it).
MarbleHornets, EverymanHYBRID, TribeTwelve... the future documentors of late-night YouTubery.
What is my obsession with late night?

From there, all sorts of mischief pops up.
DarkHarvest, BoneCreek, DarkJournal.

Slenderman grows in leaps and bounds.

When you craft something, when you give it life, you must be careful.  When these things are loosed upon the world, whether known or unknown to you, it can take on new life.  It may have the capacity for individual thought.  Sure, you may not be terrified by an eldritch creature from out of shadows, but there are plenty of idiots growing out there who may, and plenty of idiots now who are.

You gave it life, idiots.

Still, much like Eaters of the Dead, to name it is to give it power. To fear it, gives it power.
The human mind (incapable most days of even the most minute rational thought) is exceedingly powerful.  Especially over itself.
Should you believe (blindly) that a fire will not burn you, there is a chance that you may feel no pain.
Oh, your hand's flesh will still sizzle (maybe), you may even feel slight heat (possibly), or you may cringe as you damage your hand for the rest of your (natural) life.
But there is a slim chance (SLIM) that your hand may escape unscathed.

Slenderman is real to many.
He stalks them, he plays proxies of one another, and he may even steal away your children.
For what nefarious purpose?  I'm not completely sure.
There's a 'free candy' joke in there somewhere.
He (or it) has been built up so much that his presence has instilled fear in the strongest of mortal minds.
But, only because they have allowed it to be.

The others (the more disturbing of the lot) are different.
They don't use the mystery or uncertainty for profit-sharing or view hits.
It's a form of control.
There is a chance that there may be a 'copycat' out there, using the joint literary effort of others to perpetuate their stalking behaviors.  Could it be that there are 'proxies' out there, kidnapping, torturing, or perhaps even (gasp! sob!) killing people?

The fact is humans, whether you want to believe it or not, that there are scary things out there that DO go 'bump in the night'.  They may or may not take the visage of legend.
Not that I want to frighten any of you, that would be a mistake.  The human brain doesn't learn very well in a frightened frantic state.
Fear is a powerful motivator!
Just not much for learning.
Except maybe not to think fire won't hurt if you stick your hand in it.

To those of you who are pursued by these creatures, chin up.
They may have all the power since you long ago gave in to fear.
But do not go doggedly into the night, scraping your last meal from garbage bins, succumbing to the inevitable clash when Slendy takes you to the Phantom Zone.

Chin up, Defender.
The world is watching.

-Agent Wraith

Monday, August 15, 2011

Villainous Intent

At 8:20, there is talk of hair.
The circumstance leads to Patton Oswalt's declaration:

Objectivism

I've never been accused of being deep.
I've come close.
Intellectual pursuits are beyond my comprehension.

But here's a nifty way to view things:
Ayn Rand, 1962.

My philosophy, Objectivism, holds that:
  1. Reality exists as an objective absolute—facts are facts, independent of man’s feelings, wishes, hopes or fears.
  2. Reason (the faculty which identifies and integrates the material provided by man’s senses) is man’s only means of perceiving reality, his only source of knowledge, his only guide to action, and his basic means of survival.
  3. Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the ends of others. He must exist for his own sake, neither sacrificing himself to others nor sacrificing others to himself. The pursuit of his own rational self-interest and of his ownhappiness is the highest moral purpose of his life.
  4. The ideal political-economic system is laissez-faire capitalism. It is a system where men deal with one another, not as victims and executioners, nor as masters and slaves, but as traders, by free, voluntary exchange to mutual benefit. It is a system where no man may obtain any values from others by resorting to physical force, and no man may initiate the use of physical force against others. The governmentacts only as a policeman that protects man’s rights; it uses physical force only in retaliation and only against those who initiate its use, such as criminals or foreign invaders. In a system of full capitalism, there should be (but, historically, has not yet been) a complete separation of state and economics, in the same way and for the same reasons as the separation of state and church.
You can find more of this wonderful verbage here:
aynrand.org

For everything else,

there's necromancy.












NECROMANCY!