Come look into the mind of Agent Wraith; a seer of sorts, a jack-of-all-trades, an incorporeal being. You will see his thoughts on humanity, the future, and his undeniable urge to interfere. No humans were harmed in the making of this page.
We take a lot of time out of our day to 'tear people down' and sometimes forget to 'care' about those who we see as allies or even friends.
Or 'frienemies'.
I want to say that I do actively and actually care about humans.
Yeah, I know.
'What the HELL? This guy has been screaming about eradicating us all! What's GOING ON?!?'
No, no, no.
I believe you are mistaking my villainous behavior for irrational psychosis.
I am not irrational.
I am capable of being irrational.
But, this is not one of those cases.
I seek change.
Change for the world.
For the planet.
Humans, my sworn enemy, are the cause for nearly all problems.
Even if their 'hand' cannot be 'seen'.. if you look at the core.. or where the 'snowball' started..
..it was humans.
So..
Change.
Stop sitting on your ass or running down the street in spandex and fucking change.
You can't continue senseless breeding practices.
You can't continue 'scorching the earth'.
You can't continue deforestation.
You can't continue polluting the atmosphere.. or the waters.
You can't continue this and expect things to work in your favor.
I'm the wake up call.
And I do more in a day than most.
Just because I don't brag about it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Today:
I saved a cat from being run over.
I pointed out a GLARING FACT.
I walked approximately 8 miles.
I talked a guy out of quitting his job until he found a replacement.
And I evolved my Magikarp into a Gyrados.
Her name is Marlin.
But, I digress.
This goes out to Malvado, my favorite Sound Vandal.
Get back on the horn bro!
We miss you here at Los Sauces.
Hope your doing okay!
Until 'THA RAPSHA' comes..
Make Mine Monkey!
-Agent Wraith
I really couldn't figure out anything 'punny'.
I tried to tell you that I wasn't funny.
Now all I got is shit sticking to my sandals.
Guess that's what you get for fuckin' with Sound Vandals.
This is embarrassing.
Not even a week.
Nay, barely 24 hours.
Just when I thought it was safe to visit Epcot.
No endorsement here, eh, Master Legend?
When one scrolls through comments, it becomes obvious where some fear originates.
Discuss.
Disclaim.
Disassemble.
-Agent Wraith
p.s. Just so some of you don't freak out (like anyone reads this anyways); I may visit Florida soon.
I'm allowed to do that, ya know? I have plenty of friends in Florida, associates not involved with 'villainy'.
I do believe, dare I say it, that it's my prerogative to go wherever I please.
An incorporeal being knows no boundaries like Country or State Lines.
I am so going for LULZ.
There's a mouse...
What?
This isn't prodding!
The Tragic Kingdom awaits..
You all know I'm talking about Disney World, right?
I can have a vacation without inciting riots, can't I?
Seriously.
I just want to be overcharged for a hot dog and an ice cream bar (along with everything else) and steal the animatronic presidents.
Walking these last few years, I have had plenty of time.
Accumulated, calculated; I have little time left.
I spent 3 straight years walking.
(I miss the altitude. The benefits outweigh the risks.)
These last few months, I've been walking 'in shadows'.
I have reduced my walking by leaps and bounds.
(Punny?)
Where once I was bringing in an average of 15 miles a day...?
("Ever see a fat apostle?" -Rufus)
While I am quite capable of facing the difficult tasks that lay ahead, there is a chance that you may not.
After all, you are probably a pathetic little meat sack human, frail and vulnerable, incapable of rational thought or even individual original thought. Sure, you probably remember where you were on '9/11' and probably have it in your head exactly who it was responsible for it. But you don't really know. And your thoughts are possibly not entirely your own.
Humans.
With that out of the way, hoping to have incensed you enough to engage me, chew on this. 9/11 was perpetrated by....
What? Did you think I actually know? Ha! Truth is, no one really knows. Oh, we have lots of 'theories', 'reports', 'facts' and 'lies'. But, do we really know? Nope. Probably never will. We could go over the 'evidence' or 'lack thereof' until we are all blue in the face, but it won't matter. The tragedy has happened. If you decide to call it a tragedy. Depends on what side of the fence you sit, really. I'm sure the terrorists who are supposedly responsible don't think, wait, dead. Okay, the Terror Buddies™(Now available @ Hot Topic!) probably don't think it was such a bad thing. But, they also think blowing yourself up in the name of whatever is the easiest way into scores of virgin underwear. (Note: The easiest way into scores of virgin underwear can be found @ ComicCon 2011)
I'm not bashing 9/11. I'm also not trying to claim it didn't happen. That's not for another hundred years or so, when the Islam Defense League criticizes the rogue country of Half-Assistan of perpetrating anti-Islamic sentiment and sues them in the High Court of (Benny) Hill. Can you believe these humans? Really? 9/11 didn't happen? I guess next you're going to try (you know where I'm going already, don't you, you little bastard) tell me the Holocaust didn't happen either. "..as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
I couldn't sit through Gigli either. It also happened when 'Jersey Shore' entered another season.
Atrocities happen every day. Terror. Suffering. Torture. Death. To ignore it, is to condone it. Or at least give it nihilistic support.
Humans cause this bullshit. Humans can stop it.
If they don't.. well, it only gets worse from here.
Look. You may think I am a crack pot. Or a cracked pot. Or on crack and pot. But really.. aw, who am i kidding?
I'm sick of this shite.
It's time to play the game.
I am Agent Wraith. I'll say what I want, when I want, about what I want, about who I want, whenever and wherever I want. If I choose to be silent.. it's because I choose it.
Unless you're the United States Federal Government. Those bastards make people disappear faster than you can say: Candle Ja
There comes a time in every human's life when they take a moment to reflect.
This is one of those times. Not for me, for you.
I'm not 'human', remember?
Changes are happening in villainy.
Swift and sweeping changes.
Not like many pay that much attention to this little 'ghost', but there are changes going on in Los Sauces as well.
(Editor's Note: Yes, yes, yes. Class 1. But, there are times when I'm a little of all of them.. Haven't got to 5. Yet.)
My sanity wears thin (tissue paper) with all the drama, back-stabbing, trolling, paranoia, and general bullshit.
Oddly, none of it coming from me.
Yet.
First.
Tothian.
Rumors abound that he's incarcerated, locked in a mental hospital, and/or dead. At the bottom of this post is a BlogTalkRadio show with everyone's favorite nutbar and his nuttier bar sidekick.
I would never have heard of it if JCreeper hadn't made himself a blog.
Good on ya.
You can scroll down to listen to it; I can't make it through 10 minutes.
It doesn't sound like Tothian is 'put away'.
Second.
LARPers.
When i was younger, I admit, I tried the stuff.
The days before 'Emo', the nights before 'Team Whatever'.
It was lame then too.
I can't get into the Cosplay, or the 'furries', or 'Hentai'.. or Comic Conventions...
But, I do understand there are those out there who just LOOOOOOVE it.
To each, his own.
One man's nightmare is another man's 'ten tentacled rape victim'.
Sick bastards.
But, that's humans for you.
What seems to be missing from their perspective is a sense of responsibility.
Sure, it may seem fun to prance around in a mask or tights, willy-nilly as it is, crushing people's spirits and being a general jack-ass. But, there are consequences for your actions (even in the RP world).
You dance the dance with the devil, you have to give him his due.
And the Devil always leads.
He has 'Russian' hands and 'Roman' fingers too.
Grabby pervert.
Thirdly, trolls.
If you feed them, they will stick around.
'Nuff said.
Fourthly, Sovereign Citizens.
People who believe they are ABOVE the law.
60 minutes just did a small snippet on them.
A father and son, gunned down in a WalMart parking lot.
When you get pulled over for a traffic violation and your teenage son shoots and kills two police officers, it's bound to happen.
When I claim to be 'sovereign', it is NOT in this light.
No.
I am from a Sovereign Nation.
One of the First Peoples.
It's much different.
Mainly? Because we have laws. We understand them and consequences.
We deal with the United States Federal Government daily as well as Canada and Mexico.
International laws. Domestic and Local laws.
We are not above them.
Sure, you can stretch or bend them.
But if you break them, do not be stupid enough to claim:
"I didn't know any better."
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
And that's usually what the judge will tell you for breaking it.
Right before he sentences you.
So, to sum up.
I'm calculating a retreat from RLSH business.
I'll be watching, as always, to call you out on your hypocrisy where needed.
But, I'll lay off the random bashing.
There's a lot of good out there.
And evil.
And then there's SwordKane.
Who would have guessed he would find Jesus?
