Last night...

I have spent the last few hours listlessly pacing our "panic room".

At first, although shocked and angered, I wanted to approach this with a cool head.
A calm demeanor.

No sense going off half-cocked.

Security at the lair has been lax if we can't keep dynamite armadillos and Malignobots out.
Serious upgrades are considered.
Budgets have been restructured to ensure upgrades are implemented.

We're quickly running out of budget.
Entertaining fund raising techniques and seminars.

Real estate acquisition.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

So many choices.
So many options.
I could operate from a territory near another villain, far from them, or dare I say it?
I can see the audacity in my mind.
What could possibly come next?

The Villainous Villainy Challenge!!
Concepts brewing..
Imagine prizes... the antes..
Ego-worship and inflation sciences suggest effigies of the winner is sufficient lure.
Show case your evil!
Show us your villainy!

Declare it!
Announce it!
Proclaim it!
Denounce it!
Wait, wait. What?
No. No. No.
Give us your evil.
Show us your villainy.

You despot you.
Here are the rules.

1. Submissions must be video presentations.  One of the "prizes" mulled over is a DVD Box set of some obscure television series from the 90s and possible compilation of contestants entries and/or submissions.
 a. Preferably Youtube, but other medias are appropriate where applicable. Audio compositions without visual aid is not forbidden. But it is noted that videos lacking visual content are not favored.
b. You consent, upon submission, that any video composed for the contest is subject to the abusive rape and torture generally saved for the lowest of Youtube trollins.. As is par for the course on the internets.
b2. The internets will be witness to your villainy. Prepare for it to shock... Prepare for it to be a bomb. And not the boom-explode-kind. No, the nobody-likes-it-you-are-a-douche-kind.

2.  Each presentation should display your brand of villainy.  As you tear down the heroes (such wonderful language, Lord Malignance), brandish your weapons wisely.
a. This is your opportunity to shine.  Don't waste it unwisely.

3.  Upon submission, you agree to use discretion.  Your entries must be thoughtful and concise, but also boastful and vain. You must decide for yourself how far you are willing to go.  What you are willing to do to present your villainous villainy is up to you.  You agree to not hold the other contestants, judges, viewers, general populace, federal agencies, or Conan O'brien responsible for your shame, tears, or arrest.

More rules are sure to follow.

4. Have fun.

Consider financing for prizes. Donations welcome.

Announce official contest commencement date.
Soon.