For reals.
Unless you can eat 7.62 and piss concertina wire, you're best bet is to keep your damn mouth shut, keep your eyes to the ground, and (preferably) both feet on the gas.
Gangs' favored method of communication to the police (and other gangs) is to leave messages.
On dead bodies.
Dropped at security agencies.
The Zetas and Knights Templar are kickin up some serious dust, but there are lesser know who are scrambling for power and money that comes with it. Gulf cartels, from Northern Mexico and even Florida, are getting in on the action, forcing federal involvement.
As it should.
If you are brazen enough to shoot agents in the face with AK-47s, you should know you are turning the heat waaaaaaay the
Here's a scandal bigger than Copyright Infringement or Watergate:
The guy in the middle is known as 'El Brad Pitt'.
He got picked up in Chihuahua on Thursday.
Thanks Associated Press for helping me maintain my facade!
-Agent Wraith
p.s. This shit actually happens all the time..
IN JERSEY!
Seriously. Don't let me depress you.
Here, have some douche:
Is that a Bush offspring? Prolly.
