In this case, I guess, it didn't happen.
You sneaky Suburban bastards.
You didn't flip a few times rolling into the median when your lane change went awry.
You didn't tumble out onto the freeway either.
Pics, ladies and gentlemen (short for pictures), are needed for this to have taken place, or so
and I say this with the greatest of respect
the rest of you would have yourselves believe.
Perhaps you shouldn't try to follow me. It is a sad permanent lesson that you didn't learn.
because there is no pic
did not exist
I should take more pictures. It's difficult, you see. Technology, those little batteries, they die so quickly.
Maybe I'll get me one of those fancy solar power doo hickeys.
It makes the most sense. The sun is going to burn the earth, might as well make those rays do something.
This really gets me thinking about everything else, if it is not documented, it never existed.
And laser like things.
Strap a camera to some dummy's chest and beat a man to death with a rock! Whoo!
Hide in every corner. Immaculate tie.
Don't close your eyes.
You might miss something.
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