Countdown? What countdown? Oh yeah. 9.

Okay, so like anyone cares what I've been up to lately.. I'm going to tell you anyways.

So, at first, this 'land-war' with the US Border Patrol was really grating on my nerves.  I gave the orders to seal up the compound and had to turn away several attempts by loyal henchmen to regain access.
They will be missed.
You would think that being, ya know, incorporeal, would have it's advantages.  But, I guess the one disadvantage is that you can't be properly searched in any capacity.
It also helps to have Diplomatic Immunity.
As a representative of a SOVEREIGN nation there is little to be done against it.

Except repel my minions at the border.

Did I just reveal too much information?
Nah.
No one is listening anyways.

So, yeah, I'm having trouble getting this 'World Tour' up and running.  There is a question of whether 2011's budget is going to bottom out or not.  There's this overhead cost of 32k I can't seem to shake.  A large bus, fuel, a driver (actually 4 drivers to push through the nights), food, and several cases of NATO rounds to start.. The fortunate (unfortunate) among you may have to wait until 2012.
Hmm.  Rather ominous now that I think about it.

I can't wait really.  I know I haven't said much to the internetweblogerverse(?), but it's true.  I'm seriously excited.  It's been a decade since my last 'road trip' and I'm due for another.  I didn't want to reveal too much about it, but, since we have some time, I guess I can let one cat out of the bag.
I do want to visit San Diego, CA.  And Denver, CO.  And Seattle, WA.. just to name a few.  I name these cities (believe me, there are more), because of the folks who reside there.
Yes, this means you.
And yes, this also means the rest of you.
There is nothing wrong with me.  I'm not a stalker.  I mean, I can be, if need be.  Or want dictates.. or necessity (wait, said that).  I wanted to reach out to my fellows.. and others.. to make an impact.
And impact.
I digress.
You see.. actually, you don't see.  There is so much that goes on that you don't know about.
Phone conversations, web chats, meetings, delegations.. blah, blah, blah.  I'm sure you all have your hands (or plungers) full everyday.  Busy.
But there is no reason I should feel so lonely.  22 challenges me everyday to some strange new Aztec or Babylonian wrestling match.. But, aside from my own organization, I seek the company of.. you guessed it:
Like Minded Individuals.

So, yeah, I yearn for community.  Do I have to squeeze my way into blogsquawk radio and do a show??
Is that why you called me 'tiny', you eyelid-lacking bastard?  It's because no one cares, isn't it?  They just don't care!  They are wrapped up in their own lives and couldn't give two shits about me or anything! AAHH! I just want to crawl under a rock and die!
lol

Note: I hope any who read this can see what I have been trying to accomplish.  I want to reach out to you like someone I know.  I want to speak comfortably with you, no matter how harsh my words may be in your ears and mind.  This is who I am.  You will either respect me for it..
Or not.
But, I'm 'talking' to you like I would anyone else.  Actually, I'm talking to you like I would my friends.  If I really didn't like you (are you HUMAN? because I hate humans), I would coat on the sugar.
'Oh yes'm, I most certainly would like to take your order.'
'Thank you so much for shopping with us today, please come again!'
'May I see your license and registration.. please?'

Oh, and habitual mockery is an indicator of possible depression.
Go figure.

Changing subjects for a moment..to end this bugger.

WHAT THE F--??!?

I disconnect the hard lines for all of a few days and when I return, there are 'villains' dipping out left and right? Seriously?!? WTF? Okay, I know we have busy, busy lives.  But, I see a post that says 'Greatest Thing I Have Ever Been Involved With' then 'POOF!'
I'm confused.
Let me just nip this.  I find it odd that some among us have been thinking these things.
Why?  Because I found myself contemplating something similar.
Now, I was just proposing a trip to the future.. which could be perceived as 'below radar' or even 'quitting', but hey, we all play that game with.. well, alot of things.  You don't like a game, don't bother smashing your Sega Genesis to pieces, just stop playing.
Even if Goro keeps cheating.