Well, well, well. You've done well my soon-to-be-Henchman. Or Hench-woman? Hench-thing? I guess there should be some sort of all encompassing term for Hench-persons, right? Hench-person? Hmm. Then again, I know there are some tech-savvy animals out there.. Cats and Dogs write their own blogs ALL THE TIME. So, maybe there needs to be something more PC. Like Hench-X? Where X equals whatever you are comfortable with referring to yourself as. Again, hmm. No, I have compromised enough. Henchman. Gender matters not.
Anyways! Greetings Potential Henchman! I am Agent Wraith! Normally, I would follow this statement up with a quick introductory background.. explain origin.. blah blah blah.. yadda.. yadda.. yadda.. Nope.
THIS.. is where it all begins. What has happened is of little importance NOW. I'm sure there will be tidbits revealed, utterances of history, illuminations of the past, urp! Did I seriously create a blog just to catch myself monologuing??
I am considered by some (namely my RL's nemeses) to be a RLSV. That's right, RL=Real Life, RLSV=Real Life Super Villain. Although, most days (or nights), I do not feel all that super. I feel absolutely exhausted.
I am NOT a villain.
I'm not a HERO either, for that matter.
What I am is.. well, what I am. I try my best to educate the masses, entertain, and enjoy life. What little is left of it for me (in this form). I wax poetic, decide rashly, and wholly support FREE SPEECH as the United States' one most undervalued commodity. Oh sure, you can claim it all day long, pal. But do you REALLY believe in it? I mean, REALLY BELIEVE IN IT. You realize everyone is entitled to vocalize their opinion? No matter what it is. "Hate" included.
I'm losing you already. I can sense it.
Join me and my loyal Hench-persons (hh), as we journey through this World Of Darkness.. trying to entertain you until the 'Last Hoorah'.
Which could be anything from the Zombie Apocalypse to World War III and/or anything anywhere in-between.
-A.W.
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